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How to Obtain all the Hidden Background Items
By Sethosaur
This guide will explain how to get all of the hidden objects Johnny can obtain while on a date. "What are these objects for?" you may ask. Only Johnny knows.

Note: It is highly recommended that you play through the game yourself before reading this guide. This guide does contain very detailed answers and spoilers, which may take from the fun of an honest playthrough.
   
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Category: Secrets, Walkthroughs
Languages: English
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28 Sep, 2019 @ 11:04am
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Guide Index
Overview
How to Use this Guide 
Rial 
Nicole 
Martha 
Sarah 
Mayo 
Janein 
Dorothy 
Anne 
Papu-Aiye 
Navia 
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How to Use this Guide
You can find each of Johnny’s dates listed below. Beneath each lady’s name is the item Johnny can receive from that date, followed by two options you can use to get that item. The first method is a hint and contains minimal spoilers. The second method is a how to which provides the steps to get the item in detail.
Rial
black shrimp

Hint Dance for Rial

How To
>Hi Tuto, my name is Johnny!
>I can count to 3 in Spanish!
>Sam! Sam! SammmmBAAA Baby!
>BAM BAM sam sam sambarium!!
>Yes! I would like to pet one! So cute!
>What kind of game?
>Dare!
Nicole
duck

Hint Quack like a duck

How To
>Hey Nicole! Sure but, where are we?
>Wow, this place sure does mean a lot to you, Nicole!
>I bet you were a cute pup!
>Sure! When I smell apples, it reminds me of my mom!
>Yeah! It was humongous! Probably has rabies or something.
>(Jokingly make a quacking sound)
Martha
camera

Hint Learn a little about Martha’s award

How To
>Hello.
>Nice place you have there.
>Hey, is that a famous Nelson Academy Award for movies and stuff?
>How did you end up driving trucks?
Sarah
hot dog

Hint Tell Sarah about your job

How To
>Hey, I’m Johnny. The guy you matched in Linger?
>That’s because we are not dancing.
>I play videogames.
>It depends on the temperature.
>Yeah, my name’s Johnny.
>HA! What are you, a cop?
>I am employee of the month, every month!
>That happens when you sell hot dogs on the beach, babe.
Mayo
Mayo wearing a bikini

Hint Learn a little about Mayo’s past

How To
>The…
>Anything will do, I am unusually thirsty.
>Sure I will, I’m a great listener.
>Let me help you. Let’s start by talking about your feelings.
Janein
alien

Hint Take a pee break
How To
>Uhh… hey… Where are we?
>It’s kind of dark…
>Oh, no, no! I meant it is, uh… very futuristic?
>Y’know, this IS a lovely night. I feel cozy on here.
>I doooon’t think my jeans will fit you though.
>No, no… I kinda wanna chat now.
>How’s… things?
>Well… I’ve kinda always wanted to do it in an airplane.
>Dude… … Chill…
>But… why tho?
>Well…
>Well… May I… go pee outside?
>Did I tell you how utterly gorgeous you are?
>My lady, you radiate such staggering beauty, it’s almost alien.
Dorothy
cow

Hint Talk jobs with Dorothy

How To
>Uh…
>So, you come like… from a farm?
>Well, what do you do best?
>Oh, I dunno… But I have all day to find out!
>You know what? I want to take you out on a picnic! You are lovely!
>Right! Sorry for changing the topic: what do you have in mind for a job?
>Well… You certainly have the body to model!
Anne
ghost detector
Hint Help Anne remember her past

How To
>Oh hey… What a radical board!
>*A chill runs down your spine*
>*Slowly reach for the cross around your neck*
>Well, this place does look kinda dangerous.
>So… Why DID people stop coming here?
>Jinkies, what a mystery! Let’s get to the bottom of this!
>Let’s start with what you remember last.
>*Finger snap* You died while surfing!
>Aha! So many barnacles! It’s been here for years!
>You have no visible scars…
>Eureka! You crashed in the spiky rocks and drowned!
>Word.
Papu-Aiye
thinker poster

Hint Get introspective with Papu

How To
>*Sigh*
>Thanks Papu-Aiye, you always make me feel better.
>Ha! Yes! I AM glad that I made you a Linger profile!
>Sure! I want that too, Papu-Aiye! Let’s start this as a REAL date!!
>Ahem! Ahem!...
>Hi Papu-Aiye, my name is Johnny! Nice to meet you!
>Oh, so you ARE a sailor!? How awesome is that!!
>Hahahah!! Totally!
>Oh god… Is this my life now?...
>*Sigh* Yup, this is my life now…
>*Drink the banana shake*
>Better make the best of it now, I guess…
>What can I do with this pillow anyway?
>It’s not like I can give this pillow a cup of tea, right?
>(Absorb yourself in deep thoughts)
>When I lift, am I lifting my muscles… or my soul?
>Should I exercise my pecs, or my patience?
>Is it worse to live in vain? Or to be vain?
>…
>Are my struggles worth it? Have I struggled enough?
>If someone watched me? What would they say about me?
>Heck, would I wanna watch me from afar?
>Can one truly be 100% proud of oneself, ever?
>…
>I guess I wouldn’t…
>…
>Bah! I’m awesome and I know it!
Navia
wanted poster

Hint Tell Navia about a friend of yours

How To
>Yeah, I’m Johnny.
>I wanna talk about… insurance companies!
>No way! Your dad won the lottery?!
>Like… your souls?
>So… what are you protecting this forest from?
>Oh! Are you talking about Nicole!? She’s a… friend.

And that’s it! As far as I’m aware, there is no item for the “Kill Duck” minigame, but if anyone happens to find one, please let me know and I’ll update this guide. I hope you found this helpful!