now to be well mannered unlike some street urchin, you gotta have the proper online etiquette. ( that word actually b spelled right, i googled it ) now first to learn etiquette you gotta be not a douche. that means no taking kills, dont block other people, dont teamkill, dont pop miras, and most importantly... LEAVE DAT ROOK ARMOR ALONE!! always ping armor when you place it down and say thanks rook for exclusive blue team merch hit the link below for some hot stuff if you like my content be sure to support my patreon page on patreon.com/irrelevantutuber. now lets learn some fun and nice things to say instead of freaking out.

got wallbanged by jager : ns ( nice shot )

lost because noob player in 1v1 with defuser planted and its a roamer : gg ( good game )

reinforced kids bedroom : teamkill

gets spawnpeeked and whole team dies : gr ( good round )

doc heals you : ty ( thank you )

get interrogated : inTERROGATION! INTERROGATION!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA! ( or leave game whichever is preferred, you can always rejoin later iN RANKED to save your team a location reavealer )

now that you know how to be good boy lets move on to the next session, appearance

now for the apparel section, lets talk about the sweet sweet alpha snacc.to unlock this sweet godliness you must learn how to grind good in ranked, or as we call " rise and grind gaMORRS11!11!1 " to ensure efficent alpha packerage, the optional ( but expensive ) thing we use is called "seesson pas" and it increases your chances by 0.30 every time, even when starting from 2%. now 0.30 percent may seem small but after 10 games its a whopping 3%!!!!! what!! this puts you ahead of the broke loser in front of you. whatt!!1 they also boost renown a bit, i forgot how much and it really adds up, especially in ranked! using this new found renown and snacc you may purchase ( or unlock ) universal skins!!!!!! click apply all and you looking HOT as a man in jeans with no shirt!!!! holy!! thats the first step! for the price of 0.5 operators you can purchase a uniform!! what what?? you exclaim! but thats not all, for half of the price of a uniform you can also get snackkin with HEADGEAR!!! wkashdat!!!! oh yeah boys its relaly hot now!!! *sweating* now real snaccers can unlock the hotttest of the hot skin , diamond....... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee the gamor girls will go crazy for you!!! 100k renown has never been better! (also forgot to say that seesson pas owner get 10% off purcahases in shop. ) so now you know how look cool! now you're snakkin!

https://www.wikihow.com/Be-Hot

https://www.wikihow-fun.com/Be-a-Hot-Preteen

this funny video has it all lol must click