Dead by Daylight

Dead by Daylight

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The Killer's Rulebook for Survivors
By Dernière danse
Warning: This is purely satire! No hate intended...right?
   
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Introduction

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”

Rule#1
Rule #1
Survivors must at all times not stun the killer or flashlight save their teammate.

Rule#2
Rule #2
Survivors must NOT cleanse the Hex Totem. If they do, killers have the right to tunnel and camp the whole match.
Rule#3
The following perks are not allowed;

-Decisive Strike
-Dead Hard
-Adrenaline
-Iron Will
-Borrowed Time
-Deliverance
-Diversion <== SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
-Balanced Landing
-Sprint Burst
-Botany Knowledge
-Head On
and a lot more perks.

The killer has the right to camp the survivor is they use any of those perks.
Rule#4
The following items and addons are not allowed;

Toolbox + BNP
Medkit + Insta Heal
Purple Flashlight + Low Amp Filament + Green Battery
NO TOOLBOXES, MEDKITS, FLASHLIGHTS, KEYS AND/OR MAPS
Rule#5
Absolutely no Blendettes.
Rule#6
No unhooking survivors.
Rule#7
Every killer has the right to use BBQ and Chili, Spirit Fury, Enduring, Hex:Ruin, NOED, Brutal Strength and Corrupt Intervention
Rule#8
The killer has the right to not let the survivors escape when someone DC's prematurely.
Rule#9
No teabagging or you die.
Rule#69
survivors cant escape or else they will get banned. also, every killer has the right to report survivors if they break any of those rules.
56 Comments
Dernière danse  [author] 15 Sep, 2019 @ 5:22pm 
lmfao so what about my achievements? did you actually read the warning? maybe you should read it FIRST.
infernal. 15 Sep, 2019 @ 2:49pm 
hours and achievements means nothing. its about the knowledge and skill
The Fifth Angel 15 Sep, 2019 @ 4:31am 
btw autor of this guide : https://prnt.sc/p6cefb
Mercy 15 Sep, 2019 @ 2:50am 
Rule#69 is unfair survivors have to escape so they can win to not only the killer.
killers want to much
AleX 15 Sep, 2019 @ 12:38am 
A list of rule no one has ever followed as a Survivor xDD
MrGreenCat 14 Sep, 2019 @ 8:49am 
rule 3 XD
Clanker with a hard R 14 Sep, 2019 @ 7:08am 
its hilarious because unlike with the survivors rules for us, this is satire
TTV/Dyrt__ 13 Sep, 2019 @ 10:28pm 
hold up, why ban add-ons if all items are banned as well?
AciD 13 Sep, 2019 @ 1:44pm 
teabagging should be rly illegal
Im fine with all these perks flashlights and all but this... action.... it triggers me
z0oppp 13 Sep, 2019 @ 7:56am 
true thanks for telling me