SCP: Secret Laboratory

SCP: Secret Laboratory

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Amoosing cow jokes to lighten the MOOd of SCP SL
By Cow Jokes
Hi there!
Now we all love cow jokes, and we all understand that cow jokes are a pivotal gameplay aspect of SCP SL, however, the amount of sources for cow jokes are smaller than the amount of eggs in my basket of eggs, (This number is zero by the way, as I have eaten the eggs.) So I have compiled every cow jokes I could conceive, using my masters degree in bovine themed humour, and a colt 11 to defend myself from law enforcement trying to stop me.
So, here we are, 20 pristine bovine themed puns, just for you *kisses*
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Cow puns
1.What do you call a cow with no legs?
-Ground beef! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
2.Where do you find a cow with no legs?
-Where you left it! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
3.What do you call a cow with no legs?
-Lean beef, Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
4.What do you call a cow that is also a knight?
-Sirloin! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun Nos, mortui sunt omnes viri ambulant)
5.Why do cows have strong bones?
-Cowcium! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
6.Cow 1:Aren't you afraid of the mad cow disease that is going around?
-Cow 2: Why would I be afraid? I'm a chicken! HaHa! (Note that this haha, is not said by cow 2, but is rather, the reaction of the recipient of the cow joke)
7:Like an angel's touch, I feel it scrape against my back, joy fills the mind as I offer them my skin.There is no absolute, the end is red, and the feeling of flesh under nails.
8.Why should you not wear a silk dress in a cow field?
-You'll be arrested for rustling! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
9.What do you call a cow that sleeps alot?
-A Bull Dozer HaHa! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
10.Why do Milking stools have 3 legs instead of 4?
-Because the cow has the udder! HaHa! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
11.Why do cows go to the gym?
-To work on their calves, HaHa! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
12.(Read this one out loud) What did the cow say to NOT summon him.
-Et de profundis dormitat, excitavit ab his verbis: dormant amplius, et saeclorum nascitur ordo.
13.What did the cow say when the bull stole her milk?
-How dairy! Haha!
13.What did the cow say when the bull stole her milk?
-How dairy! Haha!
13.What did the c̶̭̮̰̼̺̻͋̽̉̐͑̿̑̉̓o̴͚̹̠̺̝̾̾̃̈́̃̂͒̑͑̈́́̃̕͜͠w̵̛͙͚̟͖̞̼̯̟̲̪͔̞̤̙̅̌̒͜͠ ̸̤̰̥͓̙͖̯͍̰̝͙̲̯̾̓say when the b̸̧̧̳̤̤̹̦̬̯̈͗̂̕͜ụ̴̧̖̹̫̲͓͈͚̻̳̉̇̈̆̅̿̑̇͋̄͘͠l̷̡̬͔̀̿̀̒̂̄͋̓͊̽̎̎̍͠l̵̺̫̥̳͉̖͊̑́͗̃̉ ̶̡̨̛̥̩̳̭̗͈̮͙͙̜̝̬͋̇̈́͗͌͌́͒͘͝stole her milk?
-How d̶̢̟̻̳̞̣̞̤͇͉̿̀̄̎͋͆̅͛̈́̔̑̚͠͝ͅa̴̳͓͔̪̺̗̔͜ỉ̴̗̪͉̱͍̞͚̺̲̯̙̫͇͙̓̀̂̈́͛͊͒͋ͅr̷̤̠̈́̔̍̋̐̏̒̑͋͠y̵̹̮̜̱̼͉̐̑͐͑͝! Haha!
13.What did the cow say w̷̨͙̮͚̫͉͔̘̥̣̏̑̾̿̀̀̊͂͆̔̾̃̚h̸̯̯͔̟̬̥͒̃́̋͜e̴̞̯̯̯̪͂̃́͛̓̇͛̉̂̆̈́̈́̐͝ṋ̴̡̘̘͓͇͙̲͇̮̠̘̻̣̤͐͂̋̋́̑́͂̍̆̚͝ ̷̢̛̲̼̩̗̗̦̎̅̔̀̈́̀̎̔͂̃̚the bull s̷̩̬͒͐͘ͅt̵̡̧̢͍̫̘͇͓̹̫̯͇̜̲̄ǫ̴̞͉̜̰̺̘̫̝̹͊̆̂l̸̢͉̠̍e̶̖̺͈̼̺͌̋͐̉̑͗̒͛͒͊͐͌̏̀̒ ̶̨̡̘̭͔͔̗̬̣͓̬̻̭͆ͅͅher milk?
-How d̵͙͇̣̠̱͖̬͛̓̓͂͌̂̏̽͛̌̃̓͝ą̷͎̗͓͚̳̤̈̋̓́̒͜͝ĭ̸̢̛̛̯͎̜̼̻͚̣̠̝̳̳̭̞͌̏̔́̍̌́́̐̚r̵̡̨͉̦͔̺̮͇͎͚̱̄ͅy̶̛͎͉̘͔̣̱̫̮̘͛͋̆̆͋̊̍̂̂̕͘͜͝͠!̶͕͇̜̫͉͚̝̺̺́̈́̅͐̒͒̒̌ ̸̼̜̦͙̰͓̱̮̙͓͐̓̀̋̑̽̊͝H̴͖̍͗̈͐̋̉̒̌̎͊̋̋͒̚a̴͚̍́̐͂̽̌̂̌ḩ̷͙̮̤̼̞̾̉͂̂̈́͗͊͐́̉̅́̈́ä̷̢̧͎͎̭̹̲͈̳̣̦́͐̃̐͘̚͜͠!̷̧̢̡̳̭̙̞͕̩̠̈́͗͋̈́͒͑ͅ
1̴̡̨̛̤̙͓̯͉͕̌̇̓̑̂͑̍͠3̷̧͕̭̖̮̰̪͍̣̠̗͖͗͆̋͊͊̎̏̈̃͌̚̚͝͝͝ͅͅ.̸̧̰̪͇͕̰̗̬͕͍͔̙̘̗̼̂͂W̴͔̝͖͊͌̀͋̔ḧ̸̡͈̗͎̳̻̻͚͕́̓̿̽a̴͉̖̞͔̋̒̒̈̀͊̈́̑͋́̌̒͑̐ṫ̵̛͔͕͒̊̓̕͝ ̶̨̳̠̫͓̓̿̇̐͝d̶͔̮̻͚͎̟̟̳̥̙̲̺̍̔̊̈̑̀̏͘͠ĭ̸̡̛̝͚͖̣͎̹͙͎͚̩̭̈̉d̶̘̲̰̱̱̗̎̇͐ ̷̡͐̈́̽̔͌̕͘͝t̶̹̗̗͔̱̣̹̘̠̥̗̹̻͚̫́̈̏̀͒̔̎̈́͌̈́̀͠͝h̵͇̘͉̪̘̠̹̯͖̲̺͗ḛ̴̢̡̛̟̲͓̹̙̟͚̲̲͙͖̋̄̃̀̿̈́͒̑̑̌̄̃̚͜ ̵̢̡̢̳̭̙̹̰͍͈͔̞̼͎͑̀̿̍̎̉͛͛͜c̵͇͈̯̥̼̮̠͇̻̥̽͌̃̆o̴̧̧̻͉̭̦̫͚̹̱̜̜̐́͆̈́͒̆̆͆̕͜ẇ̵̺͔̰͔͕͈͇̯̯̗̗́͊̐̀̽͘͝͝ͅ ̴̢͎̺͎̥͆͆͛̇́͛̆̚͝͝s̴̺̳̯̙̫̭̫͓̜̥͕̹̤̪̈̌̈́̈͗ͅą̷̨͙̳͎̫̺̳̭̄̄͑͒̀̓̓̎̃̕ͅy̶̞͓̭͇̋̌̽͒͆̏͐͗͑ ̵͈̭̦͉̯̹͚̩̀͊̿͛̃̈́̿́̈́̇̆͌̆̕͘w̸̝̘͛̅̈ḩ̴̛̜̫̩̻̻̆̍͋̀̓̌̓̋͒̌͝ę̵̝̝̜̭̣̬̓́͂̎́̈́͒̕n̴̢̹̞̟͈̼̙̻͌́͂͐̕ ̶̡̨̹͕͍̳̹̏̃͐̽͆̐͑̍̑̿̆̀̀̇͝ț̴̢̧̢͔͉̗̫̣͑̓̾h̵̡̯͎̦̪̟̖̠̱̅̐̎̋͋̓͐̂̅͠ͅe̸̡̙̰̭̙͓̠̠̦͛̓̋́̈̽̏̽̓̔̈̓̃̈́̓ ̵̻͛̆̇̀̄̒͗̅͛̚b̶̨̛̪͕͇̲͈̥̩̗̣͎̦̟͑̔̓́̽͐̄̀͋̈́͂̓̕͜ͅŭ̵̞͔̰̲͙̪̘͍̘͙́̈́ļ̵̢̡͓͚̜̻͕̖͚͂̒̀̋̐̔̑͜͝͝ͅl̵̠͋͋̐̾̿̊ ̶̺̦̦̗̉̔͆ṡ̷̨̳̠͇̳͍͙̈́̉̌̾̓͠t̵̢͉̘̘͚̜̠͑̂o̸̙̳̎̋̾͐̉̉̾̓͌͌͛̌̕͝ļ̶̛̥̜̪͎̘͇͍͉̲͇̓̉̓̉̈́̋͊͌͛̓̚̕͜͜ě̵̛͎̟̳̻̠͍͓͚͉͈̜̞̋͗͑̍̈́̌͂̃́͝ ̷̡̛̣͉͕̾̎͗̓̌̉̄̑̀̚ḩ̸̧̛͎͍̟̩̌̾̉̈̐̍́ę̷̙̯̞͆r̵̡̳̻̯̞̬͍̗͈͈̱̳̜͉̼̀͛̾͐̃͂͝ ̸̧̑̊̀̊̓̐́͆m̵̡̨̩̥̤̩̟͍̝̣͙̪̜͌̒̾̾̐͜͝i̷̛̟̮̫̼̞̟̟̝̼̖̜͓̳̒̾̓̀̓͑̂̈́͜l̶̩͂́k̵̡̲̺̟̺̠͍̮̄?̶̝̣͚̌
̷̡̠̲͕̤̗͚̑͐̀̎̈́͛͜-̸͕̠͔͋̉͗̓͌͊̕͝Ĥ̷̼̥̥̙͚̞̺̫̹̗͕̫͙̙̓̀̑̈́̂̔͌͂̔̏̕̚͠o̸̘̫̭̯̤͙̞̝̥͇̣͂͊̌̌̀̚͠ͅw̵͓̔͋͘ ̵̛͖͊̂̊̎̈́͠d̸̨͙̠̤̿̐̌̅́̏̃̔̈́͑̃a̶͖͔̲͎̦̙͙̠̣̭̤̙͙̽̔̊͋̊͋̓̇̕i̴̧̡͎̼̥̝͓̙͈͉͓̐́́͐̾̐̎̾͛́̓̏͂̚͜͝ṙ̴̡̢̩̯͈̪̞͂̃̾̆̂̃̚y̵͉̳̭̲̯͌̂̿!̸̠̘̙͈̜̩̪̋͗ ̶͕̫̜͔̖̖͇̼̾̈̽͑̓̈́̕͘̚͝Ĥ̷̘̣̠͚͍̬̞͐͂́̂ä̴̧͓̪̥͇̳̜̮͚̞͇͚̱́͆̉̂̿̎̋̏̏͋̾͠͠ḧ̸̡̘̯͓̖̠͖̲͕̪̐̓͝ͅa̴̗͉̬͍̩̹̺̰̝͙͐̏̈̂̍̉̈̈̅͋̍̂͝!̴̧̪̬͉̩͔̹͈̖͖͈͕̟̥̽̽
1̶̘̩̰̜͙̙̫̳̟̠̒̔̇̃̀͊̆̕̚3̷͍̦͎͕͖̬̘̯̳͒͗̉͒̋̄̀̓̒̍͠.̵̬͚̱͔̬̤̻͈̙̤̾͆̈́̕͜1̶̢̦͍̳̗̤̮̯̟̦̼̰̭̺̩̯̊̉͊̊̓̀͑͑͊̍̅͗̏̕͝3̸̧̡͔̹̘̮͚͕̪̭̜̌̇͐͊͆͛̿̈́̐̊̋̐͘͠.̴͕̙̻͖̺̤̼͖̣̯̐̾ͅͅW̵̢̛̛̭͉̬̲͓͈̮̗̖͈͐͊̓̌͋͌̃̃͑͐̑̉̔̚h̵̨͚̟̺̣͚̔̃͗̎̅̔̆͋a̴͈̠̟͆́͋̌̂̒́̾̄͂̊͛͛ͅẗ̴̲̜́̇͒ ̸̖͉̹̐d̴̢̛̗̰͙̊̈́̒i̶̢̡̧̧̞̘̣̣͇̩͖̠̼̣̔̍͛͒̌̂́̚͘͜d̵̨̧̰̦͕̜͓̮͕̳̘̠̰͍͇̞͔̚ ̸̜̹͚͕̙̤̜̹̣͑̂̑͠t̶̬̯̭̯̪͚̺̩̮̊̽̂͑̃̀̑h̴̡̢̤͓̲͖̽ȩ̵̞͙̳̪̳̱͚̫̘̦́̑͂͜ ̵̨̗̖̝̼̪̟̱̼̬͍̠̗̪̘͓́̋̒̾͠c̴̟̮͗̎̋̈̚o̶̧̧̮̠͉̣̲͙͙̮̟̗̙͋̊̐͑͑́͐̚̚͝w̸̨̡̧͍̜͔̩̞̜̦̺̠̗̱̙̭͐̎̀̍́̈́̓̏͆͘͝͝͝ ̸̡̙͙͔͖̲̦̹͕̤͈̐̇͊̂̔̓͂̇̌̈̅̔͘s̸͓͇̰̝̣̟̳̝̼͕̈́͑̊̃̂a̸̛̛̛̮͙͔̹̺̍̓̒͊̐̃̆̍́̉̓͂̐͜͝ỵ̷̧̢̛̦͙̱̬̺̪̖̻̳̇̄̊͋̓̈́̽̇̈́͌͑͗͜ͅͅͅͅ ̶͇̘̭̬̥͙͉͍̦͛́́̾́͊̀̐̍͊̀̀̀̍͑w̸̢͍̫̞̟̹̥͓̱̹͉̗͍̖̗̠͝ͅḧ̷̢̗̞̘͔̒͗̔̃̓̂ę̴̨̛͚̬͓̖͇̱͚̮͙͔̗͚̱̻ͅñ̷̼͖̲̲̝̲̠͔͍̣̺̼̪͇̆̀́̃͌̇̊̑̓̚͝͝ ̶̡̢̡̡̗̺̤̭͈͊͆́͌̾̐̋t̸̡͕̣̬̳͍̼̃͌ͅh̷̪͕̬̖͙̥͖̬͎͉̅̌͛̃͛́̐͒͋̈͝ę̶̿͐͛͋͛̿ ̶̨̼̭̣̖͓̫͓͍̟̬̆̃̄̒̅͜b̸̧̧̛̛̛̯͓̘̬͓̲͈̝̺̻̞̹̳̝͛̓̓̿͂̓́̊̇͠u̶̳̩̗͕͕̼͚̽̎͘̚ḻ̸̨͊̈́̓̔̋͌̃̀̕͝l̵̛̲̝̰͓̝̥͕̎̍̍͊̒̆̏̆͑́̀̐̚ ̷̧̨̡̮̥̫͉̝͈̟͌̊̽̊̓̾̈̑͐̊̈̔͘̚s̷̨̰̥͉̯̥̒͋̎̀̓̈́̓̈͋͛̓̈́t̵̨̧̼͓̻̟̘̠̪̀̌̇͌̇̇̑̒͛̾̔͐o̸͆̉̿̄̐̽ͅl̸̠͛̿͂̃̇̉́̾͛̈̈́͛̕̕͠ȩ̴̡̪͙̟̰̺̹̼̗̲̥̺͋͆̆̄ ̵̢̢̛̫͍̮̮͕͈͚̞̲̖̩̲͆̈̅̽̅̆̈̀͑͒̑͜h̵̜̤͊͂̊̔͛̓̆̉́̕͝͝e̸͈̳̳̩͍̩̝̻̟̍̏̌̋̈́̓͑̏̾̏́̀́͐̀̒͝r̴̖͚̔̀̓̓̏͐̀͒̒̈́̋̽͜͠͠ ̷̢̜̤̱͎̇͑͆̀̑m̷̛͉̤̻̙̣̹̝̘̣̗̎͑͂͐̃́̿̋͛̆̿͘͠͝ḯ̶̳̣̆̇̑̕l̵̨̧̪̠͖͚̞͓̲̲̗̱̤̤̱̹̿̐͑̈́̊̚k̸̘̩̰̻͈͚͕̱̄̋͒̊́͒̄̾͛͂̂̈́͌̅̽͜͠͝ͅ?̷̮͙͍̗̻̺̜̐̐̽̿́̊̎̋̓͊̿̆͗͛́͊͝
̶̡͙͉̫̖̗͈̘̾̑̃́͊̒̌́̒͝-̷̡͉͎̖̝͙̝̼̦͙̪̣̒̽̐̀̊̔̐H̷̨̫͍̩̼̫͚̙͍̤͓̹̦̟̎́͊̋̽́̀̔̌̃̉̈́̑͒̾͘͘͜ǫ̶̛̛̘̞͖͔͈͈̘̪̜͕͔̈́͛̃̄̔̇́͜ẘ̶̢̛̼͚̺̦̥̤̳̻̱͔́̔̂͌̄͒̽͜͝͝ ̸̭͖̟̪̮͇͙̫̞̀̄̓̄͆ͅḍ̶̥̰͎̣̌͜à̶͇̠̫̟̲͎͈̠͚̳͍͚͛͌́͐ỉ̶̧̨̛͔̖̲̩̮̙̖̩̰̯̰̟̇̿̇͆̔̀̂̅̒ͅr̷͕̺̲͕͓̣̼̩̀̅̔̑̐͒̏̇̽̋̊̅͛͠ỳ̸͔͍̬͎̭̪̲̘̺̃̇͊̏̐̈̽͋͆͆̌͋͝!̵̢̢̛̝̰̪̲̝̙͖̙͔̉͋̄̏͂̓͐̒̽̄̿̚͘̚͜ ̴̛͎̤̰̗̝͊͑̓͒̿̅͒̀͊̃͘̚͝͠H̸̛̖̥̻̖̻̺̞͓͔͒̏͌̅͗̃a̶̛̛̰͉̤̰̻̽͂͂̌̈́̓̓h̶̪͎̿̄̔̅̎a̶͇̫̹̣̘̮͕̩̟̗̜͌́̍́̑̍̀̊̓̎̑͘!̷̟͚̗͔̲̩̝͛̍̃̈ͅ

14.Where do cows go on holiday?
-Moo zealand! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
15.What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
-It's Pasture bedtime! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
16.What would happen if there were 1 billion cows?
-I don't know, but It would be tera-bull Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
17.What do you call it when a herd of cows walks into a marijuana field?
-I don't know but the steaks were high! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
18. You are already compromised.(This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
19.Why shouldn't you make too many cow puns?
-B̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶t̶ Lies.
20.It pulls you in deeper, your curiosity will be the end.
21. (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
22.What do you call a cow with a twitch?
-Beef jerky! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
23.DeMOOns.
24.Why did the cow get an award?
-He was outstanding in his field Haha!(This)


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в̵̛̥͚̤͎͉͔̣͖͍̗̪̎͆͒̍͒̎͗͂̓͆̽͂͋̚ы̸̨̲͔̠͙̲̔̂͊̏̂̓̎̓̚͜ ̴̰̯̬͚̮̪̼̰͔͜͜͠ͅб̶̢̨͙̩͖͚̭͔̤̙̼͍̿̂ы̵̦̬̰̳͓̣͔̹͕̃͌͘͜ͅл̵̧͉̘̮̣͉͚̯̬͙̙͉̹͎̈́̌̈́̈́͝и̷̢̼̹̖̯̩͑̄̎̀͊̏̓̆̎͗̀͘͝ ̴̛͉̝͇͋̀̍͛͊̿̑͌͝͝с̵̨̨͎̯̤͕̣̭̳͗̿̀̽̈̉̚к̵̡̧͔͖̣̲̪̜̯̂̑͜͜о̶̢̹͉̲̍͠м̸̛̹̦̬̱̒́̂̌̇́̆̋̕͘͝п̸̞͂р̴̢̨͖͖̱̝̘̯̜̱͍̿̽̽͘͜͜о̷̧̨͙̬̰̘̜̤̜̼̱̼̀̉̔̓́̆͌̿̊̽̐̚͜м̷͙̜̮̜̼͙̘̲̪̜̜̉̽͘е̴̲̜̜͓̯͚͓̲̺̎͛̋̿̐̏т̷̧̡̳̱͙̝́͂́̇̍͒̉̌̉̐̈́̿͒̚и̴̨̨͔̼͖̮̭̹̽͛̄̿́̏̎̊͌̉̅͠͝ͅр̴̤̻͚͉̼̖̭͔͇̥̋̀͆ӧ̸̡̢͎̦̹̣̮̟̼̞̯̾в̴̢̢̰̙̝̼̙̱͈̬̻͕̯͛̀̿̊а̷̨͓͈̲͉́͋̈́̈́̾̍̚͝н̵̧̨͕͉͙͖̜̬̬̳̥̜͂̈͗̎̀͌͐͜͝ы̴̨̛̺͓̙͕̣̲͎̘̠̟͙̊̽͊͑͂̃̆̈́̓̓͘͝͝͠
̷̡̢͙̩̍̓͒͌ 你受到了妥協
28.What's a cow's favourite party game?
-Moosical chairs! Haha! (This is the reaction you will receive from the pun)
29.What do you call a cow that doesn't want to partake in the flaying?
-Moosless.
30.What's a cow's favourite time?
-High Moon
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Thanks for listening!
Well, I hope you learnt a thing or two, and had a fun laugh! Wishing you all the best, and hoping you'll come back soon. You don't really have a choice anyway.
Bye now!~


Were all dead men walking anyway.
50 Comments
kuiytz 7 Jun @ 3:20pm 
instructions unclear i got banned
A moo moo 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26am 
moo
smelt 8 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20am 
Thanks this realy changed my SL experience
Shinobi_o_o 6 Nov, 2022 @ 1:30am 
Haha! (This is me in your house.)
uki 22 Oct, 2022 @ 3:39pm 
what the fuck did i just read
Buqayq 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49pm 
headdcrabbb:headcrab:
Buqayq 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49pm 
i see you
Buqayq 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:48pm 
sleep with one eye open
Experiences 29 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm 
Instructions unclear, cow deep inside anus
captain ravioli 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46am 
cows