"I will beat you all with a rock. I will find a rock and viciously and savagely beat you all into a bloody pulp with a blunt object to inflict physical and mental trauma. Through the power of the dark lord himself, I will avenge those who have had wrong done by them through others and will distribute this pain and suffering to others. I am the physical embodiment of Baphomet, and you are a bunch of greedy, evil vermin, of whose genetic trace will be erased through the face of this planet through means never before seen by mankind."