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"Sicko mode is a level of both intelligence and physical being in such one can achieve anything. This could be as simple as walking or as complex as explaining tier memes."

To Go "Sick Mode" You Will Require The Following Items:

1. Coffee or another source of near boundless energy.
2. A fresh, unopened, intact and clean condom of either a medium or large size (still in its original packaging and undamaged).
3. Enough diet coke to fill the condom to 3/4 of its fluid holding capacity (without stretching it too much).
4. A functional and working freezer.
5. Sour candy to cause you pain and help make you angry (optional).
6. A way of playing the song "Sicko Mode" while on the move, examples include: MP3 players, I pods, I phones, car with a CD player, etc.
7. A sharpie pen of any colour.
8. Some sort of Armour (optional), examples include: Kevlar, Plastic, Metal, etc.

How To Assemble The Ingredients And Prepare The Equipment:

step 0.

Start playing "Sicko Mode" on repeat using the method of choice.

step 1.

Open a condom package without damaging it and unroll the whole condom the right way (the protrusion in the latex shows what side the front is on).

step 2.

Fill the condom with diet coke 3/4 of its total capacity and tie the open end shut.

step 3.

Place the diet coke filled condom in the freezer and wait for it to freeze completely.

step 4.

Write the word "Ploopy" on the frozen diet coke condom using the sharpie (it is recommended that you repeat step 1-4 at least 40 times to have a good supply of frozen diet coke condoms ready to use, once done keep all of them in the freezer till you are done but do feel free to make as many diet coke condoms as you need).

step 5. (optional)

Put on your armour of choice and make sure that its comfortable and not too heavy.

Step 6.

Drink the coffee (or whatever thing you chose) and wait for the effect it to kick in.

step 7. (optional)

Put the sour candy in your mouth and feel the pain, use this to get angry.

step 8. (final)

Take the frozen diet coke condoms out of the freezer and go sicko mode.


Going sicko mode:

Go sicko mode, no more instructions needed.

The Following Items Are Just Advice Or Optional Extras:

1. A gas mask.
2. Knee and elbow pads.
3. Multiple music playing devices.
4. A car or vehicle(s).
5. Multiple diet coke condoms.
6. Smaller diet coke condoms you can throw.
7. A small bag to carry back up sour candy.
8. A thermos to carry extra coffee.
9. A belt or bag to carry extra diet coke condoms.
10. Getting some friends to join in.
11. Packing some food and drink for extended sicko mode usage.
12. A first aid kit for if you get injured.
13. Allergy relief medicine (if you are allowed to take it).
14. A pen and paper for taking notes.
15. A map and compass.
16. A tent or other set up shelter.
17. Camping equipment.
18. A shield or other defence item.
19. A planned route or destination.
20. Money for unexpected issues.
21. Some kind of self defence item (note that pepper spray and tasers are illegal in some places).
22. Duct tape.
23. Rope (to help escape tricky situations or tie items together).
24. A mobile and rechargeable CD/DVD player.
25. A crystal of your choice (jewelry, healing crystals, etc).
26. A passport (or other necessary paperwork).
27. A phone or other communication device.
28. Sanitary products (if needed).
29. A solar kettle (to make tea).
30. Hygiene supplies.
31. Travel toilet and toilet paper.
32. Extra condoms.
33. Extra diet coke.
34. Going mo bamba mode ([REDACTED] forbid unless sicko mode is unavailable).
35. Physically printed memes.
36. Every red flag / trigger word for the NSA.
37. putting 2 condoms over a metal baseball bat and filling the inner one with diet coke and securing them on with a LOT of duct tape, freezing it and writing "ploopy" on it.
38. A flash light or lantern.
39. Going sicko bamba mode ([DATA EXPUNGED] forbid unless Mo bamba mode is unavailable).
40. A magazine on how to do parkour.
41. Going mo mode (O5 council forbid unless sicko bamba mode is unavailable).
42. Going f u k mode (O5 council, SCP-343 and SCP-682 forbid unless all other options are unavailable).

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"Mo bamba Mode is a level of both intelligence and physical being in such one can achieve anything. This could be as simple as living or as complex as explaining SCP memes."

To Go "Mo Bamba Mode" You Will Require The Following Items:

1. Strong Coffee, caffeine pills or another source of near boundless energy.
2. A fresh, unopened, intact and clean condom of either a medium or preferably large size (still in its original packaging and undamaged).
3. Enough lime diet coke to fill the condom to 3/4 of its fluid holding capacity (without stretching it too much).
4. A functional and working freezer.
5. Sour candy or spicy food to cause you pain and help make you angry (optional).
6. A way of playing the song "Mo Bamba" while on the move, examples include: MP3 players, I pods, I phones, car with a CD player, etc.
7. A sharpie pen or paint of any colour.
8. Some sort of Armour (optional), examples include: Kevlar, Plastic, Metal, etc.
(strong armour is recommended)
9. some strong rope, string, cable or chain that can be used to tie stuff together.

How To Assemble The Ingredients And Prepare The Equipment:

step 0.

Start playing "Mo Bamba" on repeat using the method of choice.

step 1.

Open a condom package without damaging it and unroll the whole condom the right way (the protrusion in the latex shows what side the front is on).

step 2.

Fill the condom with lime diet coke 3/4 of its total capacity and tie the open end shut.

step 3.

Place the diet coke filled condom in the freezer and wait for it to freeze completely.

step 4.

Write the word "Ploopy" on the frozen diet coke condom using the sharpie or paint (it is recommended that you repeat step 1-4 at least 40 times to have a good supply of frozen diet coke condoms ready to use, once done keep all of them in the freezer till you are done but do feel free to make as many diet coke condoms as you need).

step 4-A

put a frozen diet coke condom in another fresh condom and repeat multiple times with the same frozen condom to add a total of 5 new layers on the outside of it, repeat again with another frozen diet coke condom and use the rope to connect the two of the diet coke condoms together like Nunchucks, repeat this step 4 times.

step 5. (optional)

Put on your armour of choice and make sure that its comfortable and not too heavy, make sure that the armour is good quality and maybe add some spikes on the back to keep people off you.

Step 6.

Drink the coffee (or whatever thing you chose) and wait for the effect it to kick in.

step 7. (optional)

Put the sour candy or spicy food in your mouth and feel the pain, use this to get angry.

step 8. (final)

Take the frozen diet coke condoms out of the freezer and go mo bamba mode.


Going mo bamba mode:

Go mo bamba mode, no more instructions needed.

The Following Items Are Just Advice Or Optional Extras:

1. Multiple music playing devices.
2. A car or vehicle(s).
3. Multiple diet coke condoms.
4. Smaller diet coke condoms you can throw.
5. A small bag to carry back up sour candy.
6. A thermos to carry extra coffee.
7. Packing some food and drink for extended sicko mode usage.
8. A first aid kit for if you get injured.
9. A map and compass.
10. A tent or other set up shelter.
11. Camping equipment.
12. A shield or other defence item.
13. A planned route or destination.
14. Money for unexpected issues.
15. Some kind of self defence item (note that pepper spray and tasers are illegal in some places).
16. Duct tape.
17. Rope (to help escape tricky situations or tie items together).
18. A passport (or other necessary paperwork).
19. Sanitary products (if needed).
20. A solar kettle (to make tea).
21. Hygiene supplies.
22. Travel toilet and toilet paper.
23. Extra condoms.
24. Extra diet coke.
25. A life straw.
26. A flash light or lantern.
27. Going sicko bamba mode ([DATA EXPUNGED] forbid unless Mo bamba mode is unavailable).
28. Fishing rod.
29. Fishing bait.
30. Going mo mode (O5 council forbid unless sicko bamba mode is unavailable).
31. Going f u k mode (O5 council, SCP-343 and SCP-682 forbid unless all other options are unavailable).
32. A dog (or multiple dogs).
33. [DATA EXPUNGED]
34. Fishing rod.
35. A fishing net.
36. Fishing bait.
37. Fishing hat.
38. Camping chair
39. A bucket for caught fish.
40. A crab pot.

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"Sicko bamba mode is a level of both intelligence and physical being in such one can achieve anything. This could be as simple as being born and alive or as complex as explaining deep fried memes."

To Go "Sicko Bamba Mode" You Will Require The Following Items:

1. Strong Coffee, caffeine pills, drugs or another source of near boundless energy.
2. A fresh, unopened, intact and clean condom of a large size (still in its original packaging and undamaged).
3. Enough guava diet coke to fill the condom to 3/4 of its fluid holding capacity (without stretching it too much).
4. A functional and working freezer.
5. Sour candy, spicy or some kind of painful food to cause you pain and help make you angry (optional).
6. A way of playing the song "Sicko Bamba" while on the move, examples include: MP3 players, I pods, I phones, car with a CD player, etc.
7. A sharpie pen, paint or other colouring method with any colour of your choice.
8. Some sort of Heavy Armour (optional), examples include: Kevlar, industrial plastic, Metal, etc.
(very strong armour is recommended)
9. some strong rope, string, cable or chain that can be used to tie stuff together. (2ft is recommended)
10. A police baton or club like item
11. barbed wire and gloves to safely use it

How To Assemble The Ingredients And Prepare The Equipment:

step 0.

Start playing "Sicko Bamba" on repeat using the method of choice.

step 1.

Open a condom package without damaging it and unroll the whole condom the right way (the protrusion in the latex shows what side the front is on).

step 2.

Fill the condom with guava diet coke 3/4 of its total capacity and tie the open end shut.

step 3.

Place the guava diet coke filled condom in the freezer and wait for it to freeze completely.

step 4.

Write the word "Ploopy" on the frozen diet coke condom using the sharpie or paint (it is recommended that you repeat step 1-4 at least 40 times to have a good supply of frozen diet coke condoms ready to use, once done keep all of them in the freezer till you are done but do feel free to make as many diet coke condoms as you need).

step 4-A

put a large condom over the baseball bats striking end and fill with guava diet coke, place in freezer to freeze, take out when frozen, put 5 more large condoms over the baseball bat on the same way you did before, secure the condoms with duct tape, write "ploopy" on the baseball bat with your chosen method, put on the barb handling gloves and wrap the barb wire around the frozen condom end of the baseball bat, make sure the barb wire is tied together to prevent it coming off.

step 5. (optional)

Put on your armour of choice and make sure that its comfortable and not too heavy, make sure that the armour is good quality and add some spikes/blades on the armour to keep people off you.

Step 6.

Drink the coffee (or whatever thing you chose) and wait for the effect it to kick in.

step 7. (optional)

Put the sour candy or spicy food or whatever you chose in your mouth and feel the pain, use this to get angry.

step 8. (final)

Take the frozen diet coke condoms out of the freezer and go sicko bamba mode.


Going sicko bamba mode:

Go sicko bamba mode, no more instructions needed.

The Following Items Are Just Advice Or Optional Extras:

1. A spare barbed condom bat.
2. Multiple music playing devices.
3. Multiple diet coke condoms.
4. Smaller diet coke condoms you can throw.
5. A small bag to carry back up sour candy.
6. A thermos to carry extra coffee.
7. A belt or bag to carry extra diet coke condoms.
8. Getting some friends to join in.
9. Packing some food and drink for extended sicko mode usage.
10. A first aid kit for if you get injured.
11. Allergy relief medicine (if you are allowed to take it).
12. A pen and paper for taking notes.
13. A map and compass.
14. A tent or other set up shelter.
15. Camping equipment.
16. A shield or other defence item.
17. A planned route or destination.
18. Money for unexpected issues.
19. Some kind of self defence item (note that pepper spray and tasers are illegal in some places).
20. A box of printed memes.
21. A life straw.
22. A flash light or lantern..
23. Going mo mode (O5 council forbid unless sicko bamba mode is unavailable).
24. Going f u k mode (O5 council, SCP-343 and SCP-682 forbid unless all other options are unavailable).
25. A dog (or multiple dogs).
26. A litre of human blood.

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"Mo mode is a level of both intelligence and physical being in such one can achieve anything. This could be as simple as being a multicellular life form or as complex as explaining surreal memes."

To Go "Mo Mode" You Will Require The Following Items:

1. Strong Coffee, caffeine pills, drugs or another source of near boundless energy.
2. A fresh, unopened, intact and clean condom of a medium size (still in its original packaging and undamaged).
3. Enough twisted mango diet coke to fill the condom to 3/4 of its fluid holding capacity (without stretching it too much).
4. A functional and working freezer.
5. Sour candy, spicy or some kind of painful food or drug to cause you pain and help make you angry (optional).
6. A way of playing the song "Mo Mode" while on the move, examples include: MP3 players, I pods, I phones, car with a CD player, etc.
7. A sharpie pen, paint or other colouring method with any colour of your choice.
8. Some sort of Strong Heavy Armour (optional), examples include: Kevlar, industrial plastic, Metal, Steel, carbon fibre, etc.
(very strong armour is recommended)
9. some strong rope, string, cable or chain that can be used to tie stuff together. (3ft is recommended)
10. a 2.7 inch wide and 8 inch long piece of wood
11. Long metal Nails and a hammer.

How To Assemble The Ingredients And Prepare The Equipment:

step 0.

Start playing "Mo Mode" on repeat using the method of choice.

step 1.

Open a condom package without damaging it and unroll the whole condom the right way (the protrusion in the latex shows what side the front is on).

step 2.

Fill the condom with twisted mango diet coke 3/4 of its total capacity and tie the open end shut.

step 3.

Place the twisted mango diet coke filled condom in the freezer and wait for it to freeze completely.

step 4.

Write the word "Ploopy" on the frozen diet coke condom using the sharpie or paint (it is recommended that you repeat step 1-4 at least 40 times to have a good supply of frozen diet coke condoms ready to use, once done keep all of them in the freezer till you are done but do feel free to make as many diet coke condoms as you need).

step 4-A

connect the rope/chain/whatever to the short/end side of a 2.7 inch wide and 8 inch long piece of wood, put a medium condom over the 2.7 inch wide and 8 inch long piece of wood and fill with twisted mango diet coke, place in freezer to freeze, take out when frozen, put 5 more medium condoms over the wood on the same way you did before, secure the condoms with duct tape, write "ploopy" on the condom with your chosen method, carefully hammer some nails into the wood through the sides at different angles but check if they are long enough to protrude from the other side when hammered in the whole way, carefully hammer in the nails to the wood but make sure you don't accidentally hammer it in too far and into the work surface, once you have put in a total of 12 nails at different angles relative to the centre of the wood, attach another of the same sized pieces of wood to the other end of whatever rope/cable/thing you connected to the other piece of wood, once connected wrap the second piece in tape or leather or whatever you want so you can grip it good. (the longer the metal nails the better).

step 5. (optional)

Put on your armour of choice and make sure that its comfortable and not too heavy, make sure that the armour is good quality and add some spikes/blades on the armour to keep people off you.

Step 6.

Drink the coffee (or whatever thing you chose) and wait for the effect it to kick in.

step 7. (optional)

Put the sour candy or spicy food or whatever you chose in your mouth and feel the pain, use this to get angry.

step 8. (final)

Take the frozen diet coke condoms out of the freezer and go mo mode.


Going mo mode:

Go mo mode, no more instructions needed.

1. A gallon of human spinal fluid.
2. Multiple music playing devices.
3. Multiple diet coke condoms.
4. Smaller diet coke condoms you can throw.
5. A small bag to carry back up sour candy.
6. Sanitary products (if needed).
7. A solar kettle (to make tea).
8. Hygiene supplies.
9. Travel toilet and toilet paper.
10. Extra condoms.
11. Extra diet coke.
12. Going f u k mode (O5 council, SCP-343 and SCP-682 forbid unless all other options are unavailable).
13. A dog (or multiple dogs).
14. A first aid kit for if you get injured.

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"F u k mode is a level of both intelligence and physical being in such one can achieve anything. This could be as simple as existing or as complex as explaining a resonance cascade"

To Go "F u k Mode" You Will Require The Following Items:

1. Coffee or another source of near boundless energy.
2. A fresh, unopened, intact and clean condom of either a medium or large size (still in its original packaging and undamaged).
3. Enough zesty blood orange diet coke to fill the condom to 3/4 of its fluid holding capacity (without stretching it too much).
4. A functional and working freezer.
5. Sour candy to cause you pain and help make you angry (optional).
6. A way of playing the song "rip and tear" while on the move, examples include: MP3 players, I pods, I phones, car with a CD player, etc.
7. A sharpie pen, paint or other colouring method with any colour of your choice.
8. Some sort of strong and heavy duty Armour (optional), examples include: Kevlar, Metal, carbon fibre, etc
9. 2 pipe wrenches. (make sure the handle has a hole/loop at the bottom)























10. some strong rope, string, cable or chain that can be used to tie stuff together. (4ft is recommended)

How To Assemble The Ingredients And Prepare The Equipment:

step 0.

Start playing "rip and tear" on repeat using the method of choice.

step 1.

Open a condom package without damaging it and unroll the whole condom the right way (the protrusion in the latex shows what side the front is on).

step 2.

Fill the condom with twisted mango diet coke 3/4 of its total capacity and tie the open end shut.

step 3.

Place the twisted mango diet coke filled condom in the freezer and wait for it to freeze completely.

step 4.

Write the word "Ploopy" on the frozen diet coke condom using the sharpie or paint (it is recommended that you repeat step 1-4 at least 40 times to have a good supply of frozen diet coke condoms ready to use, once done keep all of them in the freezer till you are done but do feel free to make as many diet coke condoms as you need).

step 4-A

connect the rope/chain/cable to the holes in the handles of the pipe wrenches, place a condom over the ends of both pipe wrenches and fill with zesty blood orange diet coke, freeze till solid, place 5 more condoms over the same ends in the same way on both ends, secure with duct tape, wrap some tape across the main handles of the wrenches for grip, write "ploopy" on both wrenches.

step 5. (optional)

Put on your armour of choice and make sure that its comfortable and not too heavy, make sure that the armour is good quality and add some spikes/blades on the armour to keep people off you.

Step 6.

Drink the coffee (or whatever thing you chose) and wait for the effect it to kick in.

step 7. (optional)

Put the sour candy or spicy food or whatever you chose in your mouth and feel the pain, use this to get angry.

step 8. (final)

Take the frozen diet coke condoms out of the freezer and go F u k mode.


Going F u k mode:

Go F u k mode, no more instructions needed.

1. A bottle of lube.
2. Multiple music playing devices.
3. Multiple diet coke condoms.
4. Smaller diet coke condoms you can throw.
5. A small bag to carry back up sour candy.
6. Sanitary products (if needed).
7. A solar kettle (to make tea).
8. Hygiene supplies.
9. Travel toilet and toilet paper.
10. Extra condoms.
11. Extra diet coke.
12. A shield or other defence item.
13. A dog (or multiple dogs).
14. A first aid kit for if you get injured.
15. a spare set of pipe wrench nunchucks
16. A planned route or destination.
17. Money for unexpected issues.
18. Some kind of self defence item (note that pepper spray and tasers are illegal in some places).
19. A box of printed memes.
20. A life straw.
21. A flash light or lantern.