This is the most important part. This is where you make it or take it. If you can't do this, there's no hope for you. If you can't do this, how can you hope to write lyrics on your napkin?
So without further ado; did you ye ye?
If no, proceed to Section 2.
If yes, proceed to Section 3.

How. How can you botch this. Literally the first thing you must do is YE YE when you get your exo skello teen, let alone check it. And here you're telling me you didn't YE YE?! Are you stupid? No, you're an ass.
Well, lucky for you, I feel nice. I have an audio guide on how to ye ye:
Protip: The (YE) after the initiial YE YE is NOT optional.
If you don't think you'll remember, write it down. In fact?

Here's a pen. Write that on your napkin.
Got it memorized? Now ye ye.
Once you've done that, return to section 1.

Congratulations! You have ye ye'd and have completed the first step! You're still gonna get your team wrecked at this rate, though. Good thing I'm here.
Next, we have to check what is known as your "thing." No, not THAT thing. Your "thing." No, the "thing" of your exo skello teen, you ass.
Now that I've spelled it out for you, figure out what kind of "thing" you're running.
If it's a genuine #WestCoastThing, proceed to Section 5.
If it's anything else, proceed to Section 4.

Are you kidding me? This thing's no better than fake chrome spinners in the place of Mercedes rims now. You should feel ashamed for cheaping out.
But that's fine, most beginners to ESTs do that. You're gonna want to purchase a legitimate West Coast Thing ASAP. Unless you don't want a healthy EST, in which case, you're an ass and need to get one.
Once you have your #WestCoastThing, proceed to Section 3, just in case you bought a generic by accident. Better safe than sorry.

Good, you have the perfect "thing." Next, you're gonna want to check those inputs and outputs. Specifically, your Brooklyn and LA. These two are the energy of your EST, and is arguably just as important as your "thing."
If your Brooklyn is set to makin' it, proceed to check your LA.
If your LA is set to takin' it, proceed to Section 6.
If neither of them are on their proper settings, fix it then proceed to section 6. What? It's a simple switch, why should I make another section?

You're almost there. You've almost checked yo exo skello teen completely by yourself. Can you believe it? At the start of the guide, anyone could've taken the mic and only later let you finish. It's been so long since I've heard something that wasn't so wrong, and now? There's only one step left.
Under your EST, there are two parts called "shoes."To run at optimum efficienecy, you need to make sure they're clean, they can stay clean, and not a speck of dust will fall on them. In short, DON'T MESS THEM.
If your shoes are a little dirty, proceed to section 7.
If your shoes are spotless, proceed to the final section.

You blew it. You ruined it. You screwed up big time. Well, maybe someone else did it, but point is, YOUR SHOES GOT MESSED. On one hand, they're fairly cheap. On the other, you're probably gonna be made fun of for being that guy who let his shoes get messed. Don't ever do it again, for your dignity's sake.
When installing, make absolutely sure you're turning melodies into gold as you do it to prevent smudges. That's a trick the pros use, but you didn't hear it from me.
Done? Go back to Section 6. Yes, you could go on to the final section now that you installed them and saw they are spotless, but you have to be sure about this sort of thing.

You've done it! You've completely checked yo exo skello teen! Fire it up and go wild, you've earned not just the satisfaction of a job well done, and the money you saved by not hiring a mechanic, but you've made Nieve damn proud of you.
A few protips before you should know, though:

• Exo Skello Teens are serious business. They can get your team wrecked, as I've said many a time. Not just through faulty maintenance, but older and more advanced EST-users will not tolerate seeing awful EST upkeep. It's as grave an offense as messing their shoes.
  
• If your EST seems to be draining power too quickly, don't panic. Just make sure you aren't rewinding the flow back. 99% of beginners do this, so don't sweat it.

Have fun, and stay safe with your Exo Skello Teen.
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