Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to Be Successful in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, and In Turn, Life
By SPank
This guide will tell you exactly how to properly play the game known as Counter Strike: Global Offensive. I will teach you what I have learned through much experience. Reading this guide will have a positive impact on your gameplay, and especially on your mental state as you go through life.
   
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Step 1:
Locate Counter Strike: Global Offensive in your Steam library.
Step 2:
Uninstall the game from wherever it is installed on your computer. See the attached photo for a clue as to what you should see, ensure you actually click the delete button to ensure maximum life success.
Step 3:
My personal favourite step, become successful. Get a job, go to school, play a good game, read a book, watch a movie, have fun, find love, better yourself. You won't regret taking this advice, this guide is specifically crafted to make you a more successful person.
Step 4:
The "In Conclusion" step. I promise you will find many good successes in life if you follow this guide exactly. It is designed for the general population and will work very good for all whom apply themselves.
Credits
I would like to thank a few special entities for their aid and inspiration for this guide.
Firstly, I would like to thank Valve, for showing me what was wrong with my life, and the lives of so many other afflicted gamers. For showing me a problem.
Lastly, I would like to thank God, for giving me the solution.
4 Comments
Cloud 7 May, 2019 @ 2:19pm 
We should play tabletop simulator sometime. +Rep
Trizeak 7 May, 2019 @ 2:19pm 
I Don't understand I reinstalled
hammy 7 May, 2019 @ 2:17pm 
First
hammy 7 May, 2019 @ 2:17pm 
Very nice except for the uninstall part