Hammerwatch

Hammerwatch

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how to SUCK on hammerwatch
By WhiskeyGrant
This whole guide is the basics of what not to do on Hammerwatch. From bad ideas to stupid stuff, this guide will give you encourage ment to suck at Hammerwatch.
   
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basics at sucking
Giving enemies hugs and running into a wall when a horde of maggots are chasing you, are all ways to suck. you might not even make it if you want to hug a maggot (Their projectiles are a little too overpowering for most players). But if you really want to hug a maggot then zig zag to dodge their vomit. If you want to REALLY suck then look at your map while running through the dungeon. You will get hit by arrow traps if you are too focused because they don't show up on the map. More fails to come in the next chapter!
Player Fails
If you want to suck, tank abunch of ticks as a warlock. Also, not paying attention to secrets will take you to the bottom of the leaderboards. One time I was fighting the queen and I didn't know how to dodge her green orbs and I stumbled back onto a floor spike. Whenever I play with my friends, we always turn on shared health pool. And whenever There's a floor spike, one of us always steps on one, and we kill eachother. Yep, I am that Bad.
Epilouge
I hope this has been useful to every pro who wants to suck at this game. If you want to help with my future guides I might be coming out with, then comment on this guide. Thanks for reading!!!
30 Comments
CubemasterXD 26 Oct, 2014 @ 1:22pm 
Oh, thats what I did wrong...
Great guide!
11/10
Everyone should read this!
manio 11 Sep, 2014 @ 4:14pm 
OMG thank you so much.
LastEverWholeMilkPowerBomb 15 Feb, 2014 @ 5:57pm 
Thank you based OP, I now know how to suck at virtually everything in the game.

10/10 Would jerk it again.
WhiskeyGrant  [author] 3 Jan, 2014 @ 9:01am 
ok well i guess ive given up then
Honorable Discharge 2 Jan, 2014 @ 7:27pm 
It's awful.
UnchainedHorst 23 Dec, 2013 @ 1:38pm 
It was just a joke. Little Arnold just doesn't see the point of this guide and wanted to leave his best wishes^^
WhiskeyGrant  [author] 21 Dec, 2013 @ 7:51am 
look, this is my first guide so it's not very good.
UnchainedHorst 21 Dec, 2013 @ 3:23am 
Come on! This is bullshit. All of it.
Stop being such a pussy, 'tis just a scratch!
Revalopod 19 Dec, 2013 @ 8:01pm 
Really helpful guide. thx for writing it. now i can show all my friends just how much i suck at this game :)
Grom 19 Dec, 2013 @ 12:23pm 
This is the worstest worst of worstinestessy of fail guides, ever. Put some effort & proper thought in it next time, thanks much!