1. Hello is anybody there? Can anyone hear me at all? This is Giles Strebaton from the ship HMS Chip. The ship went down at 0°, 12', 38" south, 18°, 35', 12" west. I'm the only one man alive on this lifeboat. No women either.

2. We were struck by meteors. I'm no astronomer but I'm sure they were meteors, or is that asteroids? They were large enough to damage the ship. Some bigger than a car! But they hit the water without a splash. For about umm 20 minutes the whole ocean was aglow with these things.

3. I was the first person off but I saw others leave. There were plenty of people on the deck. God I hope they're okay.

4. I can't see any more lights.

5. Whats that over in the distance? Ah, more water.

6. It's raining but there are no clouds? And where are the stars?

7. Hello is anybody there? Can anyone hear me at all? This is Giles Julian Strebaton from the ship HMS Chip Ship. The Chip Ship went down at 53°32'38.73 north, 2° 4'49.32" west. I'm the only one person here. I've been drifting... I think I've been drifting west. Or maybe east.

8. Row Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream. Stream? I'm in the middle of ocean!

9. What's that? Is that an island?

10. If anyone can hear me I'm making my way to the island. I hope there's food! It's going to be the closest island to my coordinates. I'll stay on the shore.

11. I'm here! Or there. Depending on your perspective. I'll stay here with a fire. If I can get it going!

12. There is locker over there, found an orange jacket! Looks like it was from an old ship. There are some ruins too, I think, but it's too dark to see anything. So if you find me I'll be wearing these clothes instead. They probably stand out better.

13. Food! There's food here, take your time now.

14. This coconut is good! There's plenty here for both of us! Do you want some?
Yes.

9. There's something in the water. There's a lot of things in the water!

10. Hello, this is Giles Strebaton. Who might you be?

11. Excuse me. This is Giles, who are you?

12. Oh no oh no no no! You're dead. They're all dead! Oh God oh man! Oh God oh man! These are the passengers!

13. Well you know where I am! Get me out of here!

9. I hope this isn't the end!

10. I wonder how many fish are around. A fish is an animal it lives in a brook,
It can't read or write or pick up a book.

11. If I get hungry, can I eat the fish? I don't want that strange looking blue fish, it has fur!

12. Oh no, I can't go back there. Not to the fish. Fishy fishy fishy.

13. Why fish WHY?

14. Why can't all animals be fish? They would have been easier to treat. All them dogs with broken legs, cats with diabetes, hamsters with lockjaw, cows with breast enlargements. I thought I got away from all that.