This will explain the structure of the guide
This guide is pretty much just a game guide.
It contains spoilers and stuff..
I will divide the guide into Chapters. A chapter - everytime your headband stops working/ you get kicked out, etc... and stuff like "x date" happen; people also call chapters days.
PLEASE, atleast try to do the things yourself.. They are wonderful. Use this as your last resort.

Congratulations on becoming an Enforcer!
Case 1
Gumshoe gooper infringement
The best page that contain goopers and where they are:
Goodtime valley
Abby's world -> Gumshoe gooper art...
Things that you can remove:
Jenny P.'s drawing
Gloria R.'s drawing
"Oh no watch out, here comes gooper - the gooper"
Zachary W.'s drawing
Bethany R.'s drawing

Case 2
Teentopia harassment
Best pages:
Zane sucks club. You can remove like everything there. Tags: zane; sucks; idiot; dumb; stupid; jerk; ahole; butthole; stinks; baby. Made by ThatBrassyKid (yeah steam doesnt like some of the words lol)
Got game or way lame. Remove most of the messages "from corey" and the drawings of him. Tags: GOTG4ME; W4YL4ME -> Go to episode two. Made by zane_rocks_14

Case 3
Capacash Extralegal Commerce
Best way:
Download professor helper, click yes whenever he says "need any help?" you'll get an ad, click on it, and it will have "Pay with capacash" on the bottom. After that, you can pay 33hc to uninstall professor helper via professor helper uninstall website, it also got you a virus, so get hypnocure.
Another way:
Go to Sherri Heals page (in Open Eyed) -> Consult Sherri Now! -> Pay the 33 hc. You'll receive an email, go to the website the email leads to and report the pay with capacash things. Thanks to Navigatorblack for telling me this!

Case 4
You will get an email from a bad virus boi. Just click on it, you'll get a virus, and cure it with hypnocure...
Shock images illegal content
The following websites will have a virus:
KRUNCHER (chowderman) Tags: rock; music; chowder man; eric helman; rockstar; muscle boys; freak sheets; kruncher
BurninRubber82 Tags: motorcycles; cars; bikes; riding; rider; skeleton; speed; fuel; biker; lisa; cool; motors; retired; HS_MOVIEBUFF; HS_ TruePatriot; HS_Christians
Noble Warlock Studios Tags: design; 3d graphics; 3d art; warlock; celtic; celt; mystical; wizard; creative; warlock (once again?); mystical; graphics; background; wallpaper; studio; HS_Creativity; HS_Downloads;
Gus's temple of serenity Tags: temple; serenity; relax; meditation; transcendance; yoga; buddhism; surreal; other dimension; artistic; creative; bazaar; music; background; free; prayer; spirit; nature; reflection; realm; fantasy

Outlaw. It's a buggy mess. Your Headband will fry.

Sorry, for frying your headband. Welcome back!

Cleanup
Abby's cleanup:
1. Abby's world: Remove the stand with gooper thing and remove that gooper with an american flag on the top.
2. Stand with gooper: Remove the gooper with the american flag; the one with a newspaper and stand with gooper. If you wanna get extra points: click on stand with gooper before removing it, and remove goopers and stuff from pages that show up.
Chitchat stuff
Go to Beyond Twilight -> Dear hspd enforcers.... And you can remove the 4th ss with chats with corey and the 2and3rd chats with zane. Then flag the page, nothing will happen to tiffany, but you'll get cool emails and it counts.

Case 5 (well actually 7 but...)
Go to Starport Castle Dreamstation -> Sovereign Alliance of Imagination -> Come and visit the freelands.
In there, go 1up and click on the file which has fences around. Go: 1up 1right 1down and click on this: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/ugc/1011527815314905093/7972697E39F1DC38551CBC60A4378BB3C924188A/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
Go back where the fence was, click on the new AXX icon, and the password is: SigNullArcher5. Then you will go into a quiz, here are the answers:
Q: What is the name of the SAI's special custom made zone?
A: The freelands.
Q: What did CasperAirGraphix do before he made amazing fantasy/sci-fi work?
A: Played guitar in a "Cosmic rock" band
Q: What are the scary short stories involving everyday objects called?
A: Scaries
Q: What popular dragon adoptee is an impish prankster and a goofball?
A: Maraginnius
Q: What are Taurus and Muleta?
A: A humanoid bull and a sentient cape
Q: What highly valuable CyberCog items grant humans superpowers after they are decrypted in special computer terminals?
A: DataCogs
After that, report the click here to download!

Case 6 (well no)
Music downloads infringement
1. Search FLST and go to FLIST ACCESS PORTAL, press on click here to access flist. There is another website selling it for 199HC, but no way you're buying that, you cheap boi/gal, you're literally using a guide to beat the game! You're too lazy to do that, so here is the password!
thanks4thehc
Short version:
Search f80085.
Long version:
Find Roddy's FLIST, which is: f00021d. Get 3y3.hei . It's a sandwich! How do I open it? Well, go buy a pet, and "feed" it to your pet and it will throw out the 3y3 app. Now, go buy Hypnocure PRO (499hc) YOU NEED IT. Go to T1MAGEDDON's website, and when there appears "you've reached tim.." click on that. Use the 3y3 app and hover the eye over on the red lines. Enter the website. Click on T1MAGEDDON'S THANKSGIVING P3SSWORD F3AST, download it.
Now: Search m1nx, use the 3y3 to find the input box (it's below "if you can't figure out..."), type in one of the passwords that is in the thanksgiving feast. Now you're in the forum. Enable the safe mode. Woah! One of them has numbers in their name, let's see if they have a FLIST! gg, you found Dylan Merchant's flst. Now search f80085 and report everything there.

You think it's funny reporting Dylan huh? Well, you're out, bye!

Hm, welcome back, it probably was a mistake removing you! sooo.. welcome back lol

Let Y2000 update install. After that, restart your HypnOS (click on the green thing on the top)

The last case.
Go to Teentopia. Click on "The year 2000 mindcrash...".
Read the text, who could it be? Wonder who Tim loves..
Tiffany. How does she call her? That's right: Marshmellow. Click on the keyboard and type that in.
Click on Disable Scary Mindcrash stuff..
Good job.
Now wait until Outlaw starts downloading, let it do it's thing.
gg. Hypnospace is pretty much over.

The Chowder Man Song
Go to Dec 31, 1999. Search 00088d, go to the page, if you want to you can download it.
Roddy's testpet
Select the time to be Nov 5, 1999. Search f00021d, go to the page. If you want to you can download the pet :P
Easiest to do ^ working on getting others, but when you do them, you'll get a few emails.

Go to SAI Freelands, scroll down (in 5E/start), use 2nd sight, find a message and click on it. Enable safe mode, click on the message, report everything there to Sam.

Search leaky, go to Hypnospace Leaky pipe, scroll down, use 2nd sight on a hole, report stuff there, repeat with other holes...

You'll receive an Email from Dylan. Switch to HAP Intranet (current day), and go to Outlaw 1.0.

:).


apologies if this one kinda looks rushed, it is lol.

Fun stuff yay:
After Chapter1; you can use the email to download a new version of Outlaw. It can get ya some coins if you need them!
Go to SAI Freelands, Scroll down (in the main zone), use the 3y3, and you will get access to a special island. In it is a copy of HypnOS Dreamtoolz. It's a really fun thing. ALSO, if you donate negative amounts of money - you will receive money, so use this as a way to get infinite money. It's cheating tho.
You can get FLST as soon as the game starts, and if you go to Dylan's FLST (f80085) and flag stuff there, you instantly skip to Ch3 (P.S. you can't flag the first things (klysta i think it is), but you can flag stuff below it. idk why it's like that). You should unlock teentopia before doing this tho, cause if you don't - you'll be stuck.
After Nov 26 (Ch2) starts, you can search for Janitor, it's a fun game that can get hard quite fast, and is a fast way to get money.
Another skip, skips to end of chapter 2 pretty much - Get FLST day1, go to roddy's FLST; download axxelerator, launch it, wait until an ad pops up - click on it, it'll lead u to roddy's axxelerator page, where you can report the axxelerator download without having to do all the quizes and stuff (also while on day 1(ch1) and after doing that, you'll get the case where u have to report dylan)

Thank you for reading this guide that I spent a long time working on. If you find any mistakes or have any feedback/criticism, ideas.... - leave a comment.
Thank you.

Thank you so much to the people who help improve this guide.