'You have the audacity to claim that these are YOUR children, sir? Look at my mustache. Now look at my pipe. Do you have a mustache and pipe like this? No, of course you don't. I think it's clear who's the father here. Come on now little Kurt, let's get away from this strange man. Yes, you're named Kurt now. All of you.'

Jiggleboned, paintable, 2 LODs.