"Promotor: Are you tired of living?
Always with that feeling that you're whorthless, everybody pushes you down, you always fall and you just can´t keep
up?
Well today's you're lucky day!!
Stay tuned because this will change your life, literally!

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Random dude with 100% credibility: Man, this changed my life, yesterday I was a lonily guy who couldn't keep up with ma friends, I
was an addict and now look at me I'm nearly d.............

Promotor: See it works explendid and just within a day it already takes effect!!
But wait, you have a friend that is desperatly trying to go to hell?
Then take this oportunity!
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Wait don't scroll down yet!!
We have to offer 300 Suicidal's!
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saying why you wish to leave this beautifull earth that we can call heaven.
Good luck mate!
Gibberish guy: For more information contact your nearest farmacy point, we, X_KillableToxin_X, don't accept
refunds, thank you for your time.
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