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How to be a cool kid in BoB

By Wizzie

Satirical guide on how to fit into the community, please take what I say with a grain of salt it's only for ♥♥♥♥♥ and or giggles I've done this with the isle too, and in the process of making one for Ark.

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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs, Workshop

Languages: English

Posted

14 Feb, 2019 @ 5:49pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Steps 1-15

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Steps 1-15

1. Have a deviant art account.
2. Lead/participate in a community that specifically targets one or more species mainly just because you can or do it BecAusE You ArE thE BiGgEst OnLine Dino Of ThEm AlL.
3. Protect your ego by claiming it's the game's fault that you died but proceed to respawn and play your lil heart out.
4. Care bear even though there are specific mechanics that prevent this.
5. Have an OC.
6. Complain about literally everything.
7. Suggest Spino to be added to the game.
8. Report a bug but don't attend any testing VCs or when you find a bug make sure to not provide a step by step rebirth method.
9. Unironically use "XD".
10. Have a neon dinosaur.
11. Compare this game to the isle when no one asked you too.
12. Complain about bugs but do literally nothing to help resolve said bugs.
13. Have no counter-argument for destructive criticism other than "This game just came out" or "You're hurting my feelings im banning you".
14. Complain about graphics but log off and start playing minecraft.
15. Self feed yourself but proceed to kill other people who actually worked hard for their dinosaurs.

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LittleDoePeep 23 May, 2024 @ 12:25am

16. Blame every single dinosaur you're not playing and call it OP when you cant kill it and never claim that POSSIBLY: MAYBE... Its ur own skill issue and you cannot face tank everything.

Shadow 9 Feb, 2024 @ 10:36pm

step one have a 2.0 plus creature on a survival server step 2 main wiehen or rat step 3 never play rex

kouki 30 Jan, 2024 @ 1:01pm

love it

Astabolt 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:12pm

36: in deathmatch, 4v1 on randoms because you're too scared to 1v1 a para as an acro or something

A.M GAMING 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35pm

step 35: spam thrash as mosa(super cringe)

Astabolt 5 Sep, 2023 @ 6:28pm

33: Also play the isle, and complain that "BoB players suck balls" and the isle is way better
(true though, most bob players are snowflakes and will never actually mate irl, especially the official server kiddies)

34: main a dino and instantly become addicted to it.
a: If you decide to main para, become a hardcore nester and complain if your mate is below 3.0. bonus points if 5.0 or above
b: if you decide to main rex, be a toxic crybaby who has an edgy or "coOl" name and report someone if they make the slightest rb
c: if you decide to main ory, be an annoying but awesome fighter who will not hesitate to sand people and kill rexes.
d: if you decide to main lurd, grow to the point where you struggle keeping your sanity up because your food drain is -5.0 and the paras are hellbent on protecting you. (Very true)

A.M GAMING 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28am

rule 16: if someone accidentally rbs for 00000.1 microseconds report them untill they get perma banned

スカー 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Number 9 is so real for some people I've seen, especially the sans simps, for some reason.

REAPER LEVIATHAN 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47pm

but #14 is offensive as a minecrafter

REAPER LEVIATHAN 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46pm

the isle! I LOVE THE ISLE! what is ur fav server? mine is noobz deathmatch!

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