1) Golly, the game is booting up. After some time of downloading you’re about to create your very own Knight. Excited to see what the game has to offer. Bro, you ain’t fooling nobody you’re only in it for the TF2 hat.
2) Ready to enter the Clockworks. Getting backpacked to that sweet Spiral Sallet by your 45k prestige Vanguard friendo who used to play this game back in it’s prime.


                                                *cough* Some don't even make it this far...

3 ) Exit game. -> Uninsta- ... Mhm, I hate to admit it but kiiinda liked it let’s just keep it.

                                                          Quite some time passes by...

4) Years went by, you have finally decided to give the game another shot, a fair shot.
5) Haven is loading, you’re gonna make your way through the ranks but to proceed you need more money.
6) Eeeh, I don't wanna grind... ‘’/tell illaveneghambruh pls gib coin i ned feed childron i has 4’’
7) Ah men, this ain’t working, perhaps I should grind like EVERYONE ELSE?!!?!?!!?!?
8) Visually happy you cheer, ''We have made it, the final HoH.'' But that's basically where the fun ends.. - ‘’5 star loadou-.’’ *opens browser* ‘’Buy Spiral Knights Energy’’
9) Even though I didn’t grind my way up here I did finish the game. Uh.
10) Now what?
11) So all I’m doing now is just manipulating the Action House since I’ve hit 45k prestige ages ago and got no friends to play with since I'm an edgy lone wolf. B)

1) Idea, spend all your Birthday and/or Christmas money on Energy
2) Steal your mum’s creditcard and buy max Energy.
3) Get yourself some costumes instead of usefull gear
4) Aaaand, you ran out of energy because you so desperately wanted those wings and that tail.
5) You might still be doodoo but at least you look good.

Originally posted by ponylover293:

That's how Spiral Knights works

DISCLAIMERS
- Don’t blame us if you got grounded by mommy because you spent money on a free game. Oh, and this obviously is a joke, do not take this guide seriously. Entertainment purposes only.
- Credits for guide icon go to Paginated