Yo MW2 Player, i heard you wanna act like a really kind person?
Its really easy and i show you five easy ways to act like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on MW2 :)


Typical view of a MLG Player before ending your Hardline UAV Streak. :(

That dude is like cancer, heres there, he own's you, but what should you do?

Nice view, wa?

Cool, wa?


To do that you need:

To do that you need:
AS with Tube
One Man Army Pro
Danger Close Pro
Commando Pro
Taktikinsertion


So now you go up to the tower at rust and plant your tactic insertion.
Enjoy the flame :]

Take care at LMG's and snipers creeping at the ground.

Yep, you got it, you may think that dude is the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ on Earth, maybe.


So many smoke, dont worry you have thermal, and you dont have to hit the first shot, enough bullets there.


You need:
Wasteland, so big the map
M21 Thermal + Silencer
Bling Pro
Cold Blooded Pro - Extra jackass bonus
Ninja Pro, dont let you kill from these ACR Heartbeat ♥♥♥♥ :O
Taktik insertion


What to do?

Smoke and Spray and Pray.

Kill somebody and theres a 98,1337% chance of getting flamed.

Like serious Sam said: Double'de Gun. double'de fun.

Dont aim that much, if you miss a bullet you still have 99 left :P

Best map and mode for that is Rust FFA, or FFA in general.


P90 Akimbo looks a bit scary and Rambo looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob compared to you.


You need:

P90 Akimbo
G18 Akimbo
Scavanger (of course)
Stopping Power
Stady aim

Looks nasty?
Yep

How to use?

Run arround like a monkey and Spray and Pray everything!

Out of Ammo?
Use G18!

You will get flamed, dont worry.

You know all the people running arround with a Javelin or Stinger?

Dont do that its pathetic, a single Javelin missile costs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 86,014.80$, yes you could buy a lot of useless trading cards with that.

But theres a free way, which is more fun and makes the tryhard rage.

You simply camp on a spot, best map for it is rust, and ruin there killstreak.


You need:
A dirty spot, write mapname in comments and i show you one ;)
RPD Bling - Heartbeat and Extended
Cold Blooded Pro
Sitrep Pro
And a china lake, cause this thing is cool.

What to do?

x1337Pro_YT=100+_everyday tries to record a gameplay, he has 6-0 and wants a nuke, no teammates want to get killed from his UMP45 anymore, he camps, but now he rushes, you see him on the heartbeat and....... RATATATATATA..... no nuke today ♥♥♥♥♥♥...

He will call you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, noob, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, idiot and ragequits :)


Me runing a nice killstreak:

Simple but cool, you get teleported to your enemys by Scotty.

Then knife them and run over the map like a headless chicken.


You need:

SMG
Pistol + Tac Knife
Marathon (Pro)
Lightwight (Pro)
Commando Pro Scotty as friend (Pro)

What to do?

Run over the map like a chicken, if you see a enemy ask scotty to teleport you, then knife him.

Marathon and Lightwight work together like doping and a black athlet.
You can run endless with much speed.

(Nothing against black people, i really like them, cooler as whites, i also have a friend who is black and hes so relaxed, man you should see him :O)


Everything you should know in a simple comic :)

Write a comment, if its good enough for this guide i will add it and give you a credit :)