Garry's Mod

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How to play : The Redneck Mingebag!
By yoda (med klåda)
#Chapter 1 : Introduction

To play the "Redneck Mingbag" you need mainly one thing , guns!
You KOS anyone you see but wait untill admin is gone. ( Yes , DarkRP...)
You might also use a Aimbot for mass rdm >:3

#Chapter 2 : Vocabulary

The Redneck Mingebag has a large vocabulary that you need to learn.
You also need to sound like one so put a piece of apple under your libs touching your teeths then say these words.

Yippe Ka yey mother fu**er's ! = Hi guys!
Oh Hell No! = No.
Fu** the north! = I like Trains.
Hi ya'll come with me! = I'm going to take you to a corner and do something of following : Kill you , Rob you or Let's raid sh**!
I would like to buy some gunnies! = I want to buy guns and then go and kill stuff.
I like Trains = I'm now going to die by a mysterious train driven by a rasist.
Look there boy! = Please look there because now I'm going to kill you.


3# Behavior.

The Redneck is really sensitive and handle all problems with guns.
The Redneck is not that smart so use it to your advantage and piss people off.
Physcis Gun is a Gun so it's gods gift to the Rednecks.
In DarkRP Change job name to Redneck by doing /job "Jobname".
If you get banned what do you do? You terrorise other servers owned by the same community/guy and if they are poor and don't have one you terrorise some random server.




That's everything ya'll and have fun!






   
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21 Comments
Jhin Hadera 24 Nov, 2017 @ 9:00am 
NICE WORK GUY :csgoanarchist::melon:
Motherf♥♥♥er Big Scorpio 24 Jul, 2013 @ 2:37am 
So please edit it :) and it was obvious that Gmod would win.
yoda (med klåda)  [author] 24 Jul, 2013 @ 2:36am 
"dont ban me garry!1 my mom paid 10 dollas for this game!!"
I remember that one!
Counter Strike Source VS Garry's Mod xD

Prop spam is just for the 6 year old squeaker :)
Motherf♥♥♥er Big Scorpio 24 Jul, 2013 @ 2:27am 
You missed one lesson! Prop spamming and leave them be where they are. Prop killing with phys-gun aswell. Oh and the phrase "dont ban me garry!1 my mom paid 10 dollas for this game!!" = critical situation of banning.
yoda (med klåda)  [author] 24 Jul, 2013 @ 2:06am 
Yup, i teach chaos theory to the normal player base :P
Motherf♥♥♥er Big Scorpio 23 Jul, 2013 @ 10:38am 
A typical mingebag would do this without this guide! But this guide is made for normal players.
George Droyd 21 Jul, 2013 @ 5:57pm 
I troll as a redneck all the time lol
Aksut 21 Jul, 2013 @ 10:09am 
wut?:squirtooh:
Izzybee 21 Jul, 2013 @ 8:49am 
I got my aimboats on me so it will be fun.
Jericho 21 Jul, 2013 @ 12:01am 
lol