Team Fortress 2

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HOW 2 ENGI
By rip in peas merbo
HERE'S HOW TO ENGI MAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LRN2ENGI
   
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BASIC RULES
TO BUILD AN ENGI NEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRESS 4, THEN PRESS 1. DO IT AGAIN BUT PRESS 2. ♥♥♥♥ TELEPORTERS THEY ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ USELESS YOU WILL NEVER DIE

BUILD DISPENSER BEHIND YOU, SENTRY IN FRONT. HOLD DOWN LEFT MOUSE BUTTON WHEN LOOKING AT SENTRY. IF NEEDED, GO INTO CONSOLE AND TYPE '+attack' THEN GO HAVE A NICE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COFFEE.

SPY NEARBY? LEAVE THE SENTRY TO IT. THE ONLY SHOOTING YOU NEED TO DO IS INTO A TISSUE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

RAN OUT OF METAL? GO STAND ON SOME OTHER ENGITWAT'S DISPENSER. SHOW HIM WHO'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOSS. IT'S YOUR METAL, ALL METAL IS YOUR METAL.

GO TAKE ALL AMMO PACKS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

SECONDARY WEAPONS
BECAUSE ♥♥♥♥ PRIMARIES JACKASS.

OKAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAMERON, YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO ENGI?

LOOK HERE LIGHTNING ♥♥♥♥, (IT MEANS YOU FINISH FAST, ♥♥♥♥♥♥) YOU NEED TO EQUIP THE SHORT CIRCUIT. IT DOES 5 DAMAGE TO ENEMIES. 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMAGE. BUT IT WILL DESTROY ANY HEAVY'S MINIGUN (THE AMMO ALL DIES AND ♥♥♥♥) SO HE CAN NEVER SHOOT AGAIN, THEN YOUR SENTRY WILL CLEAN IT UP.

NOT IMPRESSED? GO AHEAD AND CLIMB DOWN OUT OF MY ASS AND GO BACK TO ♥♥♥♥ BECAUSE YOU'RE BAD AT MEMES.
WRENCHES
HEY ASSRABBIT, WERE YOU WONDERING WHAT WRENCH TO USE?
♥♥♥♥ THE EUREKA EFFECT IT'S FOR NOOBS.

INTRODUCING THE SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY! HIT PYROS WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥. SERIOUSLY. THEY BLEED TO DEATH AND YOU BURN TO DEATH (JUST KIDDING, YOU'RE INVINCIBLE -- REMEMBER, DICKSNEEZE?).

NEED I SAY MORE, ANAL LEAKAGE?
ADDENDUM
SORRY THE GUIDE WAS SO SHORT LIKE YOUR PENIS.

I HOPE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ENGIS IN YOUR "UGC PLATINUM" LEARN HOW TO PLAY. FOR YOUR INFORMATION I AM IN UGC DIAMOND HL AND IN A UGC DRYWALL 6S TEAM.
YOU ASSHATS ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Assbaggot.



ENGI MEME IS BEST MEEM XDDD NOW GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF MY GUIDE.
7 Comments
Carol Almansur 9 Jan, 2014 @ 6:15pm 
i use primary all the time it helps kill so forget thsi dumb guide
Edric 23 Jul, 2013 @ 2:33pm 
This made me laugh... "Dicksneeze". Heh.
aaa a a aa AAA 22 Jul, 2013 @ 1:16am 
ogm i got 95 pts in 1 game. OMG I LUV THIS GUID
rat 21 Jul, 2013 @ 2:37pm 
best guide
a puppy 17 Jul, 2013 @ 10:49pm 
Thanks! This guide really helped me out. I got to the top of the scoreboard in no time!
[ λ³ ] nob 13 Jul, 2013 @ 3:31am 
pls teach me how to meme
PUMPKXNG 12 Jul, 2013 @ 11:37am 
wow faggot you're gut at meems
i'll qmike shure to use dis nexty imt ei plaehy\