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Learning to Move*

By Lpzie

*in 3d space** (2 dimensions, backwards and forward, and 1 dimension only forward).
**if you've read ender's game, just use that trick to help visualize success***.
***not dying****.
****opposite of living*****.
*****what you're not doing right now.

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Created by

Lpzie
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Category: Achievements, Gameplay Basics, Secrets

Languages: English

Posted

9 Jul, 2013 @ 11:53pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Before Movement

Uncontrolled Movement

Controlled Movement

Uncontrolled Flight

Controlled Flight

Comments

Before Movement

Once upon a time, our ancestors did not know how to move. Then they saved up enough skill points to level up movement. Our story begins.

Uncontrolled Movement

We were clumsy, trying to move about. We sloshed around. We crawled (my old grandfather's preferred form of transport). We rolled (my fat grandmother still uses this method as her geometry closely resembles that of a sphere.) We hit our heads and could not add numbers anymore. Those are five reasons. I do not need to list anymore.

Controlled Movement

Finally we learned to walk. Good job, everyone!

Uncontrolled Flight

Still, we cannot control being even an inch off the ground. Queue a lot of rich people jumping out of buildings during The Great Depression to fly away from that dark, grim place. They tried to force Evolution's hand. . . and instead Evolution showed them the same hand it always has (and won with it, obvious).

Controlled Flight

Welcome to the future. We have mastered flight. OK, not for real. Almost, though. Just consider this practice for when we get there. Enjoy.

6 Comments

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Liangamy 11 Nov, 2014 @ 12:28pm

great guide

dwarf_toss 21 Oct, 2014 @ 10:45pm

Wasted 10 seconds of my life, 5/10.

version 2 May, 2014 @ 1:24am

I commend you on taking the time out to explain all that pertains to movement, you are really helpful to this community.

Fantastic Ergo 18 Sep, 2013 @ 12:02am

Keys 20 Jul, 2013 @ 7:29pm

Dis not oly lerned me 2 walk in da gaime but in rell life aswal.
Isnt t FUNNY! that dis guide inspritedred me 2 wlk in rl life!!!!!!! XDDDDD
dis represents hw muhc gaims becum lick real lofe, i r s proud to lif in dis dy and age it maks me wna mke babbies and shw dem how gr8 lif can be whn u can mve arund.
to cum it all up, dis guide changd my lif and helpd me mak a gf, tank u.
I'd opun my brown star 4 u any day, u r gr9 (das mor than gr8)!!!!!!!

bl's back 15 Jul, 2013 @ 10:55am

i bea tthe game so thanks

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