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How to be a professional believer in god

By ant and 1 collaborators

This guide will show you ♥♥♥♥♥ on how to be a firm believer in the lord and savior himself. Once you read this you will (not) regret it and will show the rest of these peasants and slaves of atheism that he is real!

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Category: Walkthroughs

Languages: English

Content Descriptors: Some Nudity or Sexual Content, Frequent Nudity or Sexual Content

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2 Dec, 2018 @ 10:21pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Step 1: Become a man

Step 2: get your ♥♥♥♥ straight and eat ass

Step 3: Create a better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ religion

Step 4: Get some believers

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Step 1: Become a man

You need to be a real man to become a firm believer in god. We aint dealing with no ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wuss.

Here are some signs that you are not a man
- You love thots
- You love anime thots (traps are a big no no)
- You drive a nissan
- You drink either coke or pepsi (too mainstream)
- You are a femboy
- You say the following: "lol, xd, lmao, subscribe to t-series, OwO, UwU, gay."
- You were featured on my strange addiction.
- You are a full weeb.
- You use tumblr.
- And you use TikTok

Signs that you are a real man
- You support communism
- You accept Lenin to be your father
- You drink mountain dew (and windex)
- You eat handsoap daily
- You are subbed to pewdiepie
- You read the Mein Kampf
- You praise garfield
- You passed NNN
- You are a quiet white kid
- You basically act like your retarded self

Step 2: get your ♥♥♥♥ straight and eat ass

Now that you have (hopefully not) become a man, Its time to get your ♥♥♥♥ straight and you can do that by eating all the ass in the world. Theres so much ass in this world that by the time you're done eating it, you'll look like the stay puft marshmellow man you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bloated whale

(this picture represents a victim of ass eating) very sad press F in the comments lads.

Step 3: Create a better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ religion

Great, you've completed the first 2 steps (want a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ biscuit, ya ♥♥♥?) now it's time to create a better religion and show these christian idiots what a real god looks like. (Also remember to drink protein shakes kids.)

Here are some examples of real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gods.

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Step 4: Get some believers

Time to get some retarded ♥♥♥♥♥ to believe in your god of choice and make them praise them for all eternity. You may even go the extra step and create propaganda and promote the living hell out of it until it gets beaten to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground (like me)

Here are some religious propaganda thats in tip top shape