I am really losing my mind, this isnt satire or a joke, I am genuinely asking for someone to help me. If no one helps me bust a move under the Fort Meyers bridge at midnight, I'm not sure what I'll do... Just send help.

36c

THUG LIF3 BITCH!!!1 i AINT N3V3R RATTIN OUT MY D3AD HOMI3S B1TCH!

Carl, come have a seat with me. I would like for you to try your hardest to contain your rage while you hit this bong and i explain why i been effin with your hood.

cArl: i hAve given you the power of wisdom, the power thAt mAny men hAve killed And died for. tAke the responsibility serious, this is nothing to plAy with

:man with new found power. . DaBS ON CaRL

MR WHITE WHAT WAS IN THOSE BROWNIES

YO WHY THE FUCK THIS BONG LOOK LIKE A MF RAINBOW WTF THIS AINT WEED, carl

THIS SHIT really does pack a punch, if you're not a veteral smoker than i wouldn't take a big hit, CARL

THIS is some quality gas right here, CARL

COME ON come and take a toke off of this bong while we make ammends, CARL