Better put some pants on that moose....

"I remember when I was your age. So young, so full of laughter. If only I had known what was just beyond the horizon. I could have saved them. I could have saved all of them. Now, it's too late." -Moosepants...

This is for Moosepants...

"Never in all my years have I seen an equal to his intelligence or bravery. This man truly is the epitome of a warrior. Few can stand against his might. I fear the day when I will be at the wrong end of his sword. For I know it shall bring my death. Moosep...

This is where my moose would put his pants...IF HE HAD ANY....