Dead by Daylight

Dead by Daylight

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how 2 nurse
By Garfield Senpai
this is how 2 nurse guide in this guide u will learn the very basics of the nurse
   
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nurse basics
the nurse is a friend of the doctor
the nurse is nice
she trys to patch up the survivors with her rusty saw
the nurse has covered her eyes
so she doesnt know her saw is rusty
the survivors think the nurse is bad
but she is just blind
the nurse likes cat videos
the nurses favorite meal is schnitzel
when the nurse doesnt get schnitzel (she cant in the game)
she doesnt get fat
which allows her to use spensores breath
as i said
the nurse can use spensores breath
spensore sure does look excited
spensore breathed on her
because humans need to breath
and she took that breath
and now she can become air itself and move like the wind
the pizza spensore is holding also goes onto nurses abilities
the pizza can be used like this:
you can throw it so it hits a survivor and damages them (all you tried to do was to give them some pizza)
you can eat it to become faster (so you can heal the survivors faster)
or you can put it on the ground for bugs to eat (thats all that one does)
UNFORTONUTLY
you do not have access to the pizza in dbd
because it costs 1M and 1 bloodpoints
so you cannot possibly use it in game
become nursy god
u are now nursy god
proceed to teleporting to survivors but then have them 360 you so hard until you start a surgery on urself in order to kill yourself
or ur a madman and wreck every1
u as a madman:










HIT THOSE TBAGGING LAURIES!
6 Comments
I yearn 4 thine cock 28 Jan, 2020 @ 1:34pm 
OMG I was oblivious to her benevolent nature but now Im enlightened
Beast 1 Jul, 2019 @ 4:39pm 
STILL THE best guide
evolution_carnageTTV 27 Oct, 2018 @ 8:14am 
ok
Garfield Senpai  [author] 27 Oct, 2018 @ 1:28am 
dont warry leatherface your guide is next
evolution_carnageTTV 26 Oct, 2018 @ 5:22pm 
lol jk
evolution_carnageTTV 26 Oct, 2018 @ 5:22pm 
U suck