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Literal Banana 2-Electric Boogaloo

Scientific classification
Kingdom: Meme Plant
Order: Zingaberries
Family: Electric
Genus: Boogaloo

A banana is an edible fruit – botanically a meme – produced by an idiot that plays far too much FTD. In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantius phallicus", distinguishing them from desserting bananas (which are to be shot at sight). The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow in clusters on the gallows. Almost all modern edible seedless (impotent) bananas come from two wild species – Electric Bananas and Boogaloo Bananas. The old scientific name curved phallic shugar lolly is no longer used.

Banana species are native to the FTD workshop, and are likely to have been first domesticated on the internet. They are grown in 135 countries, primarily for their looks, and to a lesser extent to make ♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes and as f**** plants. The world's largest producers of bananas in 2018 were the FTD workshop and some starving african people, which together accounted for 69% of total production.

Worldwide, there is no sharp distinction between "Electrics" and "Boogaloos". Especially in the Americas and Europe, "banana" usually refers to soft, sweet, dessert bananas, particularly those of the poisoned by pesticides from Africa type, which are the main exports from banana-growing countries. By contrast, D**** with firmer, starchier fruit are called "phalluses". In other regions, such as the Banana Republic, many more kinds of banana are grown and eaten, so the binary distinction is stupid and is not made by normal people.

The term "banana" is also used as the common name for the idiot that made this post. This can extend to other members of the genus Idiotica, such as the Void Heads (Cranii Emptii), the Logang (Gullibillii Teenagerae), and the people that dislike this. It can also refer to members of the genus Spongeus Bobius, such as the kitchen sponge (Soakium Dirtywaterius) and the economically important Patrick Star (Intellegium Whilestupidii). Both genera are in the meme family, pleaseendme.

The banana post is the largest amount of attention I ever got on here. All the above-ground parts of a banana plant grow from a structure usually called a "banana plant". Plants are normally thicc and fairly throbbing, and are often mistaken for BBC, but what appears to be a trunk is actually a "*****" or ******. Boogaloos grow in a wide variety of soils, as long as the soil gives me attetion, has good memeage and is not boring. The fruits of my work is composed of a "stalk" (Idea) and a good dose of fantasy (retardation). The base of the c**** widens to form a sheath; the tightly packed sheaths make up the *******, which is all that supports the BBC. The edges of the fortnite kid-youtubers meet when it finds it's first offensive joke, making it more cancerous. If you read this far, thanks for enduring my insane ramblings expressed through an edited wikipedia article about bananas, I may extend it later.