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HOW TO DEFEAT THE VALVE ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!
By nkfd
Have you ever played a server and suddenly you see a Valve Employee dominating the server with their Valve Rocket Launcher?
HERE IS YOUR CHANCE! NOW YOU CAN FIND OUT HOW TO DEFEAT THE FINAL BOSS OF TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
   
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INTRODUCTION
With this guide you will (or will not, depends on how you USE this guide) find out how to KILL the unkillable!

THIS GUIDE WILL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!!!!
THE VALVE ROCKET LAUNCHER
The Valve Rocket Launcher is a SPECIAL rocket launcher...
Here are the stats:

+1009900% damage bonus
+109900% clip size
+75% faster firing speed
On Hit: +250 health
On Kill: 10 seconds of 100% critical chance
+100% faster move speed on wearer
+0% projectile speed

Seems hard to kill someone brandshing it?
NOPE!
WITH THIS GUIDE, PREPARE TO KILL A VALVE ROCKET LAUNCHER OWNER!!!!
THE CLASSES
GENERAL:
-The Valve Rocket Launcher is a Rapid-fire Rocket Launcher that kills instantly and heals the holder on kill!
-Protect your teammates!
-If the VRL is camping at your spawn room / resupply, wait until they're gone!
SCOUT:
-Use the Force A Nature and the Atomizer to QUAD JUMP out of the VRL's (Valve Rocket Launcher) way!
-Don't go head-to-head against the VRL! Shoot while you can!
PYRO:
-AIRBLAST ALL THE ROCKETS!!!
-Use a flare gun, getting near the VRL is risky.
SOLDIER:
-Use the explosive force of the rockets to knock the VRL into environmental hazards!
-CMON YOU GOT ROCKETS TOO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? KILL THE VRL!
DEMOMAN:
-Use your STICKIES! Bounce the VRL into hazards! Blow the VRL up!
-Use your grenades if necessary!
HEAVY:
-You have to keep moving! The VRL fires very fast so you have to be careful!
-If you can, TRY TO USE THE SHOWDOWN TAUNT KILL!
ENGINEER:
-Put your sentry in a safe place! You can choose to camp or to wrangle it!
-Be careful when hauling your sentries! The VRL is insta-kill!
MEDIC:
-Use your UBERCHARGE!
SNIPER:
-2 words: BOOM HEADSHOT
-Use jarate if you can!
SPY:
-BACKSTAB THE VRL!
CONCLUSION
Did you defeat the VRL yet?
Have you learned something?
WHO CARES?
Get in there and show the Valve Rocket Launcher holders who's boss!

*DANT DANT DANT DADADADADA DUN*
8 Comments
Bingus is Alcoholic 23 Jun, 2016 @ 12:27pm 
the projectile are un-reflectable and un-deletable
Read 8 Mar, 2014 @ 3:33pm 
Engineer: Use short circuit
Labrador 21 Jan, 2014 @ 11:10pm 
The projectile shield from mvm will be a good solution
Spling 29 Dec, 2013 @ 4:34am 
faku robin
aaa a a aa AAA 15 Nov, 2013 @ 6:57am 
spy is best class against VRL
Tenshi 11 Nov, 2013 @ 7:17pm 
I'll be sure to remember this if I ever face a valve employee XD
Rat Bag 10 Nov, 2013 @ 5:26pm 
where do you find the VRL
Hampter 7 Nov, 2013 @ 4:47am 
btw for sniper its impossible to kill the vrl holder when you use the stock sniper rifle (headshot 450 damage) only the machina can kill the vrl holder (headshot 512 damage)