Henlo we are birbs!

We made this to make the 30-minute matchmaking times easier for you to suffer through. I hope you keep that in mind when you're about to finish me off in-game.

If you are over the age of 65 or under the age of 10, these may keep you entertained for some time.
So just.. Copy them into MS paint or something, maybe?

They aren't your everyday word jumbles, however. Some words have been hidden diagonally and backwards to ensure that they'll last your entire matchmaking session.


And now comes my personal challenge to your oh-so-clever minds! Anything FS-related is fair game.
Answer Key[orig11.deviantart.net]

A collection of fabled Fractured Texts by Doctor Budgie and myself.

This is a haiku.
It's not very creative.
I can't write good poems.

Weaving streams of blue
Draining all my energy
zap zap zap zap zap

Flash of an ambush
Heavy rockets streaming forth
Ain't so shiny now

I play Disruptor
My Ghost foe ambushes me
Hunter turns hunted

A player once bought his own Levi,
To fill his young peers up with envy.
He got into a game,
But then, to his shame,
His teammates already picked heavy.

Being a Protector in Gamma,
Feels quite like the blow of a hammer.
There were targets to heal,
‘Till they made me their meal.
Such is always my fortune in Gamma.

A player displayed much bravado,
Though his claim as a veteran was hollow;
Eight missiles later,
His ship was but vapour,
For his point-defence was on auto.

Presenting absotely GORGEOUS sketches made by The Drawing Bird:

Birb Chronicles - Chapter 1: the something, don't forget a title or you'll look dumb

**This is still a work in progress - I'm about 60% done. Due to some... inopportune timing, I've released the guide early.**
-birb