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How to be good as call of duty man
By Syruné-.
Welcome to call of duty black ops 4, as a quickscoper myself, i'll be giving you tips on how to become godlike
   
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Step 1
Preorder or buy call of duty black ops 4, this is very crucial for success.
Step 2
Equip or unlock everything that gives you extra damage, like the machina, extra damage = faster killing = fame and women
Step 3
Rapidly quick your right mouse button when shooting an enemy, this will increase your chances of hitting them AND will improve your aim
Step 4
Call of duty black ops 4 has cosmetics, equip and use the pyrovision and gibus to throw off your enemies, they will lower their guard, thinking you aren't a threat, this will give you the upper hand
Step 5
Death isn't an option, if you are killed while following these steps, you obviously encountered a hacker! Spam the chat box with slurs! Racial, mean, or just dumb slurs will upset the hacker, forcing them to leave
Step 6
You are nearly set for the championships, at this point, you should about have a K/D of 47926473 kills and 1 death (hackers happen, but we don't count this death), you now should have gotten the attention of FaZe and Optic, time for you to choose your side
Step 7
You have joined and already became the leader of FaZe or Optic, you should now boost your teams confidence and spirit with russian songs and crush your enemies dreams with yo mama jokes, maybe a few n words also
Step 8
Gaberhar (the all mighty god, gabin and vonderhar as one) has noticed your skill as a legend of call of duty black ops 4! He challenges you to a 1v1 for GOD status, don't back down, take him on!
Step 9
Gaberhar must be t-bagged and cussed at during the whole match, this throws him off just a tad bit, use this small window of time to take their mom to bed, this will be the final blow for the ultimate god!
Conclusion
You are now a god, everyone fears and respects you, but whats this... call of duty black ghosts world warfare?! This will be the ultimate test! If enough brave men (stay in the kitchen ladies) use this guide to the fullest, i will reveal how to become a higher god!
14 Comments
Syruné-.  [author] 6 Jun, 2019 @ 12:49am 
Just so everyone knows, this guide was made before Black Ops 4 came out (I think)
Syruné-.  [author] 5 Jun, 2019 @ 3:49pm 
It's still vac bannable, which is dumb.
Alotta Dλmage 5 Jun, 2019 @ 3:49pm 
oh
Syruné-.  [author] 5 Jun, 2019 @ 3:48pm 
Honestly, some aren't that bad, like CSGO's Skin changer hack, its not game breaking, you just can get a nice skin.
Alotta Dλmage 5 Jun, 2019 @ 3:42pm 
Vac bannable*
Alotta Dλmage 5 Jun, 2019 @ 3:42pm 
I don’t know if all hacks are vac van able. Every time I see a hacker he always gets banned. Even undetected hacks
Syruné-.  [author] 5 Jun, 2019 @ 1:38pm 
Everyone knows hackers leave when you the game isn't going their way, so just keep killing them and insult their dead grandma.
Skeedie 5 Jun, 2019 @ 11:37am 
what do i do if the hacker isnt upset and doesnt leave?
Syruné-.  [author] 29 May, 2019 @ 8:39pm 
Yes and no lol
Alotta Dλmage 29 May, 2019 @ 6:30pm 
this isnt a tf2 guide, this is a COD guide