To start off, make sure Team Fortress 2 is installed. If not, do so as soon as possible. After that, launch the game and enter casual. Queueing times aren't instant, so put on some music or watch a ChickenPika YTP.

Once the class selection screen has been brought up, make sure to click on Scout. If you didn't on accident, bring up the class selection screen by pressing the comma key and trying again. Now that you are Scout, make sure to equip the Force-a-Nature, the Crit-a-Cola, and The Sandman.

What you must do is walk out of the spawn doors. If you see an enemy, make sure to run back into spawn. If it is one of the following classes, then your narcissistic life may be at risk if you carry on!

• Soldier
  
  
• Heavy
  
  
• A huge group of enemies
  
  
• Any class with a Medic
  
  Since that's out of the way, drink your Crit-a-Cola, and run back out with the Force-a-Nature. Aim your crosshair in the direction of the enemy's chest and fire. Remember, if it's not a meatshot, it can't do much damage.

If you see a Medic on fire and running to a health pack, make sure to steal it from him. If you see an Engineer walking towards an ammo kit, take it before he does. If you lose any amount of health, make sure to spam the E key, regardless of a Medic being on your team. Remember, if you're doing bad, it's your team's fault. Make sure to taunt after every kill to enrage your enemies to the point of insanity.

Got money? Wanna look good? No problem! Here's what to do.

1. Buy some keys.
   
2. Go on your favorite trading site.
   
3. Buy 2 buckets of lime paint.
   
4. Buy that one beanie hat for Scout.
   
5. Buy The Flapjack.
   
6. Get an Australium weapon skin for Scout.
   
7. Paint the beanie and The Flapjack in lime.
   
8. Equip your Australium skin and painted cosmetics on Scout.

Congratulations! You are now a rich Scunt!

Remember, be neither kind nor courteous. Keep scunting.