The mouth puzzle

To begin this puzzle, where you initially join the realm, wait until night and go to the large mouth.

This is similar to the moon puzzle back in the life realm, at night check the telescope and write down both eyes and if they are opened or closed at each hour of the night.

Within the mouth the numbers on the floor refer to times at night.

Once you have written down all the options, go down in the mouth and open/close the chests to match the eyes.

the answers for this puzzle is...

Time

Left Eye

Right Eye Eye

1am

Open

Open

10pm

Closed

Closed

3am

Closed

Open

12pm

Open

Open

4am

Open

Closed

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Shoot Heroin

Talk to mayor weinerboner in the mayors office, he will ask you to get him drugs.

The first step is simply to head to the mines, dig down all the layers and collect all 4 keys before returning to the top.

Look at the paterns on the key; the point being the top of the mine, picture it as the pathway down to each key hole. For example one of the keys shows a pattern like this...

------O
----O-O
O-O--O-O

And on the key is shows this...

------X
----X-O
X-O--O-O

It is as simple as Only going the left paths; as that is how the tree branches down.

follow this pattern to receive the Heroin in a chest back on the top layer.

Take the heroin nugget to the drug making tree, Place the heroin nugget into the tree and make the pattern following the eyes again... you can only do this during the day, when the dj is there.

Left: Up up down, Right: Down up up

Bring the heroin back to the mayor.

The Farm Puzzles

These puzzles in my opinion are the most fun ones, I will start from inside the farm as it is the easiest; read the back sheet and it will show you 2 rainbows; simply eat a butt nut infrount of the pigs and walk them inside placing them using the board at the back.
The rainbows indicate a specific type of relationship.


ANSWER: in this order...
Boy - Girl
Boy - Boy
Boy - Girl
Boy - Girl
Girl - Girl
Boy - Girl
(Feel free to swap the boys with girls, but the boy boy + girl girl should remain the same.)



Then move onto the second puzzle of which is outside, it is similar to sudoku; you need to have every dot match equally to the number vertically and horizontally, click each plant to make the eyes multiple up to 3...

If you are too lazy to work this out; do this...

"Back massager"

Go to the Inn, located in the same area as Clint; talk to the girl behind the front desk.

After recieving this puzzle, run up to the top floor and take a screen shot in the room like this... (Or just use this bloody image..)


Go down a floor and into the room with the boner thinking his room looks off; make all the furniture match this image.

After recieving the key; run down to the basement and read the key; it should say...

+ 5, 8, 11, 12, 16

Follow the order using addition to decifer what you add to the previous number to get that number.

For example here are the first 3 worked out...

5 is the start
5 + 3 = 8 so go through 3
8 + 3 = 11, so go through 3
11 + what = 12...
and so on...

Answer:
5,3,3,1,4


Then return into the same room and do the same with multiplecation

x 2, 8, 8, 40, 80

Follow the order, multiply the number by whats next, for examples here is how to work out the first 3 doors.

2 is the start
2x 4 = 8 meaning you go through 4
8 x 1 = 8 meaning you stay on 8
8x What = 40...
and so on

Answer:
x 2, 4, 1, 5, 2

Bring the "Back massager" back to Jellie.

Eugene the neighbour

after talking to the concerned boner (Located in one of the mushroom houses), go to the neighbours house and read the note in your hand; it should show a select pattern with X's going through some of them.

To solve the password for the slab, look for a pattern within the note, A hint may be to look at the crosses as making a line, what square is left uncovered throught this line...

The answer to this is the following...

The password is: PORN


Once downstairs you will find a room with all the Boners; they have shapes floating above them, to solve this puzzle, Move them into positions that would make their shape on the floor, for examples triangles would be the bottom two corners and the top middle, and so on.

The answer to this is...

The hole

Talk to the DJ and do his three dances. The patern will blink on the floor in parts so write it down.

Pattern 1:

B - - - -
B B B B B
- - - - --- B
G B B B G
B - - - B

The trick to puzzle one is to take each step then step back over and over until the puzzle is completed; Remember each step has a round, First it turns blue to green to red then back to the start.
Start the bottom left on the G square. move down then back up, then to the next B... Continue.

Pattern 2:

- - B - -
B B R B B
B - G - B
B B R B B
- - B - -


Pattern 3:

- G - G -
G B R B G
- R G R -
G B R B G
- G - G -



For the last one I had to write it down as it was impossible to draw; I allocated the time table like this and followed someone else playing it as I was too bothered to re do this puzzle for the 9th time.







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Path 1

Missing eyes

Talk to Reginald the large tree with all the eyes.
Simply follow the riddles to the locations, the answers are bellow.

"A big beautiful landscape with rolling green hills and a generous blue sky"

Hint: it is NOT inside.

The vase besides the painting in the top floor of the inn.



"Blue, Green, Red...Blue, Green, Red"

Hint: Wait until night...

In "The Hole" in the rocks to the side of the DJ



"Three letters next to each other, they are all the same letter"

Hint: same 3 letters can describe sex (It isn't though)

In the barn, on the box besides the bottle of booze


"A red mushroom with green dots"

Hint: The mushroom is hard to see, ontop of something; you have to go behind something to find the item though.

Behind the spawn in portal

Getting the drug tree to work

You will be asked to make ecstasy for DJ. Jizzle if you talk to him during the day when he is besides the tree; the ingredients include 3 ecstacy eye balls. To retreive these eyes you go to the blinking flowers.

At these flowers you wait for their eyes to close before running in to get the eyeball; the blinking follows a pattern.

Return to the tree and place the 3 eyeballs in the tree's mouth; after doing so, walk to the left side, the eyes will move acording to where the lifsts should be..

The answers are the following...

Left side: Down Up Up
Right side: Up Down Up

Give the ecstasy to DJ Jizzle

Part 1:

The blue number shows how many you want lit after you walk over them, the grey not lit.
Then you want to keep doing this going by each of the numbers on the back board.

4 lit, 1 not lit
1 lit, 4 not lit
3 lit, 2 not lit
5 lit, 0 not lit

Don't go too quick, sometimes it doesn't pick up.



Part 2:

The next part has shapes with numbers; the round ones = the circle spirals, and the square ones = the square shaped spirals.
You can walk over circles whilst working on the squares.
Tip: count what spaces you are moving, up and down.

6 spaces up
3 spaces up
7 spaces up
4 spaces up
to the top one.



Part 3:

The last one has 2 mixes shapes, the round part of the shape being the circle number and the boxed shape being the squares number.
Tip: count what spaces you are moving, up and down.

5 spaces up
3 spaces up
7 spaces up
4 spaces up
All the way up

PIZZA PARTY badge

Complete the game (Get all the realm badges and the main spiral badges)

Meeting Knowledge

After finishing up at the party, talk to yourself at the bottom of the map to return to the life realm; make your way back to the citadel and talk to everyone to get trophies; DO IMOK LAST

Go to your room in spiral HQ and to the back wall;there will be 5 spots for you to put your statues; if you don't remember, it is the pattern you used your first puzzle with the statues.

The order is Chaos, Empty, Order, Life then Death

Go to the chest in the back of the room to get the forbidden scrap; it will tell you 3 different locations.

"Under the watchful eye of the three blue-eyed beauty" - Life realm
Location:
This is located under queen marissa's statue

"Where the song scavenger resonates loudest" - Death Realm
Location:
Before the haunted tower there is a patch of grass; turn up your volume and walk into it; when the noise gets loudest, that is where it is

and the 3rd being...

"Only where the earth is lucky may your search end" - Chaos realm
Location:
Dig the number 7 at the DMT farm

After getting all 3 parts, go to spiral HQ and perform the pattern at the warp
(Top left, bottom right, bottom left, top left, top right)

Place all 3 pieces on the broken statue

Go to the newly opened area and get all the chests.

You should get the following...
3 x secret clues and a forbidden piece.

CLUE ONE
The first clue shows the pipe system under the fountain, go there first;

Start at the top left and follow the arrows turning at the points it has a circle around the arrow.

Here is a step by step of how to do it.

• Start in top left, turn the pipe
  
• Move down two and turn the pipe
  
• Right one, then Up one, Turn the pipe
  
• Right one, Down one, Right one, Turn the pipe
  
• Up one, Turn the pipe
  
• Up one, Left one turn the pipe
  
• Left one, Turn the pipe

Open the chest to get the next forbidden piece.



CLUE TWO
This clue is located in the vault; Similar to the DMT puzzle in the Chaos realm; you want to assure the math is correct for them to add together correctly.

If you are bad at maths or can't be bothered; here is the answer...

TOP LEFT: 8
TOP RIGHT: 3
BOTTOM LEFT: 1
BOTTOM RIGHT: 5

Go through the newly opened door in the tunnel to get your next slab.



CLUE THREE

This clue is located in the Inn; go to the basement.

This one is quite easy, the boxes show doors; the dots indicate the order, 1 dot meaning first, 2 dots are second and so on...

If you still can't work this out; go in the following order...
4, 5, 1, 4, 1, 3, 5, 4


After finishing this quest, you should have all 4 slabs; go back to spiral HQ.

Looking at the slab, you will see the pieces will fit together based off the cracks; use the emblem stones following the pattern you make.

Answer:

• Bottom left
  
• Top left
  
• Top right
  
• Bottom left
  
• Bottom right
  
• Top left

Go through the portal to come to another puzzle.

This puzzle is easier than it looks; as you looks to the back board; you may notice a pattern, if you don't see it, here is the answer to the puzzle.

Row one

• 8
  
• Upside down V with a line ontop
  
• Hills
  
• T with curve on bottom

Row two

• Horns
  
• 8
  
• Upside down V with line ontop
  
• Hills

Row three

• T with curve at bottom
  
• Horns
  
• 8
  
• Upside down V with line ontop

Row four

• Hills
  
• T with curve on bottom
  
• Horns
  
• 8

Walk through the pathway and talk to Jabubu.