Dead by Daylight

Dead by Daylight

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John stopped talking to me (the build)
By Don Juan Cherry Tempo
So all we gotta do, is yeet on em, something that John doesn't apreciate. This is HOW you counter my boy John
   
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Character
Ya gotta play the stroder, Larry. See Johnny boy doesn't actually own Halloween DLC, cause he was never gunna play myers or something, just like How I wish I never bought Fredrick and is mom's basement.
Perks
Johnathan is a Lithe user, used to use Sprint burst. For this reason he thinks Dead Hard is inferior to Lithe Master Race. So we gotta use deadhard to really give him the itchy finger. Now we really gotta make him ♥♥♥♥ himself with Plunders. You gotta take all of his chests, and hide the items. Next is Self Care, so whenever he tries to heal you, you heal yourself infront of him, makin my boy and angry one. Finally, you gotta run Decisive Strike. This will trigger him to the moon cause it triggers everyone.
Offerings
Don't bring any items cause Plunder's, BUT, bring like escape cake, personal luck offerings, anything to make the map darker, or something that will make you spawn with him.
Play style
Be obnoxious as possible. Slam pallets randomly, miss skillchecks, but most importantly, blame it on John and hide in a locker. That'll get John
Talking to him
Go get yourself the worlds ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mic. He's an audiophile. Also make some offhand comments about Jazz. He's a big Jazz Nerd that snorts that stuff. Some stuff will just trigger him, so do that if you dare.
Don't read this unless your John
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How to contact John
The fastest way to contact him is to go to our discord server and @ him. https://discord.gg/W9fKNrJ

Or you could add him on steam : https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/FreaKill1999/

With that note, I will feast on pizza roles https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447135209683550208/447139998895046657/gEHQftAFTq9StS3w_1.mp4 (swear word worning so big kids only)

Please don't ban me for being a cyber bully, I'm only a cyber.

Revision : crack
1 Comments
SmallStepsCorrupt 16 Jun, 2018 @ 5:12pm 
Reading this feels like i'm inside the mind of a schizophrenic.