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How to speak Russian
By pink
How to speak Russian or speak to russians. (easy guide)
   
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Step 1.
So we all know that 89% of CS:GO's playerbase is fu*king Russians right?
Well, you are fu*king right my friend and that's why you're here, to learn Russian!

So step 1. is to team with a Russian team and just listen a bit to their talking to understand how do they say words.

After that or not after that, whatever . . . comes Step 2.













nibba gae
Step 2.
THESE ARE BASICALLY ALL THE BASIC WORDS YOU NEED SO THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN AT THE AGE OF A CHAD


иди н-а-х-у-й (Idi Nahui) = Hello there! Hello team!

урод (UROD) = literal god (ultra gamer) ... or whoever else you want to replace that with

п-и-д-о-р-а-с (pidoras) = you should consider calling your uncle or dad this.. I mean its like saying that he's a great handsome lova man all at the same time!

с-у-к-а б-л-я-т-ь (c-y-k-a b-l-y-a-t) = the MOST famous word in the Russian wordinary... In fact it's so famous that even Steam recognises it in English letters and flags it in hearts, obviously it's a good sign if it does so.
So lets finally decode it... what does it mean? literally RUSH B, I mean what else... besides VODKA PUTIN and it's actual meaning: B-I-T-C-H S-H-I-T or in my terms w-h-o-r-e f-u-c-k


if you say SUKA BLEAT you must be a churchman or a dad


THANK YOU FOR VIEWING MY GUIDE I HOPE IT HELPED YOU A LOT.
Like and fav this guide so more people can talk on RUSSIAN.
1 Comments
vadim 20 Nov, 2018 @ 1:21pm 
>suka bleat