1.) Rush down mid every map every round even if you're CT.

2.) Always buy an awp and pretend that you're an awp god. Everyone will respect you.

3.) Always bm. Somehow.

4.) Play with a girl. That way you will get mad respect.

5.) The biggest counter to insults is "No u." This will work in any situation.

6.) If they try to retaliate with the "No u." Say it back. This will leave your opponent perplexed.

This graph shows the results of pro csgo e sports players that have used our guide. (I did make this graph although it might be hard to tell because of how detailed it is.)

The beginning of your journey starts now. Good Luck Boys.