And yet he still has 2 Gold to give a Hero every night as a Follower.

The feelings hit like a truck. Poor guy.

I hate empathy thanks

*proceeds to buy literally the whole game*

If you happen to be working in marketing for LoG, somebody needs to give you a raise.

........Oh. My. God... The feels are real. This actually made me cry. TAKE ALL MY MONEY, FEED YOUR CHILDREN, I NEED THE BANDIT CLAN DLC ANYWAY

now I feel bad for claiming that daily chest

In all fairness, the description DOES imply those chests are full of stuff he has (lying around) in his shop... and being the first chest not sold sepparately from its key, one could argue he's quite literally throwing these away. :P

Take my money Skeeve I cant stand sad kitty