Rocket League

Rocket League

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How to play in Bronze, Silver, and Gold ranks.
作者: Kapsyloffer と 2 のコラボレーション
  • Ballchasing is the proper way to go, how are you going to hit the ball if you aren't even trying to get it?

  • Goalies are not needed at all, as your opponent will miss their shots 86% of the time.

  • If you see someone play Goalie, ram them!

  • And if you for whatever reason have a goalie, don't forget to sit on then to establish dominance. You will also help a ton by sitting on them as two goalies are always way better than one. Even in 2v2.

  • You will encounter very bad teammates at this rank, the proper way to handle them is to call them names. these names will motivate them to play better. They're the reason you're stuck here, remember?

  • As stated earlier, you're way better than your teammates. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise, not even the scoreboard.

  • You have to write "ez" after every goal you score, this will weaken your opponents in terms of confidence. this results in them playing worse than before, and therefore making the game way easier for you.

  • Use the voicechat feature as much as possible. This will distract the opponent, making it easier for your team to get the upper hand. Bonus points if you speak in a language that isn't english.

  • Don't forget to SCREAM AT THEM!

  • Spam "TRADE" in-game (or in this guide).

  • If you're standing in goal with a ball coming towards you, go AFK. They can't see you if you're standing still, which means that there's a higher chance they'll hit your car without knowing. Making it harder for them to score.

  • If you meet someone way better than you, tell them to uninstall the game. This will "plant a seed" in their brain making them eventually uninstall the game. That's good news for you as now you'll have one less unbeatable opponent to deal with.

  • If the ball is in the air, form a ring around it's landing spot with both your team and the opposing team. Flying is basically cheating down here.

  • Don't skip the replay, ever.

  • Bumping into your teammates are a sign of affection; bumping into them will make them is a sign of Friendship. Welcome to Bumper League, fellas!

  • Do NOT be toxic towards your teammates. Opposing team is fine though, you want them to lose, not you.

  • If any of your teammates standing close to goal misses the ball, causing the opposing team to score, spam "What a Save!". This will motivate your teammates to do better.

  • Making backflips will make you look BADASS, make as many backflips as you can.

  • Use Merc, or Grog. They're the best possible cars in this level. Due to their large hitbox you'll be able to score way more than these tiny Octane cars roaming around the field.

  • Make sure to blow up as many opponents as possible. Rocket League is like team deathmatch but with cars and a ball.

  • Always apologize for hitting your teammate by writing "Sorry!" in the chat. Not doing so is a very rude.

  • Bonus Points for every person you bump.

  • Farm drops by forfeiting every 1v1 comp. You will end up in Bronze I but at least you got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of new skins! :D

  • Camera Shake makes you better at the game.

  • Don't ever call someone the F-word. It might get you banned.

  • If the opposing team scores first, FORTFEIT! - They are obviously way stronger than you, and should be avoided at all cost.

  • Tell people you enjoyed their mother last night. This is gamerspeak for "I love you, bro".
   
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35 件のコメント
Mr. PotatoSkin 5月8日 10時12分 
Is this a joke...
BitofBrick 2018年4月28日 11時32分 
This is godly :D
Havora 2018年4月28日 4時38分 
why do people not skip replays lmao
Zareef 2018年4月25日 17時26分 
You made my day, bro xD
gemesil 2018年4月25日 6時41分 
Spam "TRADE" in-game (or in this guide).

sad how true this is
JustAguy 2018年4月25日 3時30分 
fucking no skill bumpers in this game sucks
ViseGaming1998 2018年4月24日 13時33分 
When it's so well written, you don't know if it's troll or serious
Woof 2018年4月24日 12時31分 
Spam "TRADE" in-game (or in this guide).

How fitting.
asuka 2018年4月24日 11時12分 
HAHAHAHAHAHA
aDD1ct3d 2018年4月24日 7時44分 
thanks i finally got out of wood 1 and only because of this great tutorial