So you wanna join the Melon Containment Unit huh? Think you have the chops to slice and dice your way to the top of the leaderboards? Want revenge on the melons for killing your family? Well whatever your reason is, you have come to the right place!

Lets start with the basics (skip this if you have played fps games before)

Its how you move, even my grandmother could figure this out! MOVING ON.

Also known as running. We dont run from melons in this unit. But if you MUST. Just hold this key.

How high can you jump soldier? Press this to find out.

Pick things up, open doors, and eat. You do know how to eat RIGHT? Of course you do! M.C.U only accepts the most promising of candidates.

Cycle through your inventory. Helpful for when you want to bash melons with a different weapon, or want to pull out a melon chunk from your fallen foes to chomp on. Do we really need to go over these soldier? Are you that pathetic?

This is the single most important thing basic can teach you! SELF DEFENSE! Use this to smash, bash, slice, dice, chop. Whatever you want to call it, this is how you kill! DO NOT FORGET THIS.

Throw stuff with this! Useful for advanced strategy which we will get into later, once you are qualified!

This is only for quiters. MOVING ON. M.C.U Soldiers dont quit.


Well maggots, those are the basics of melon combat.

Lets move into advanced training.

Welcome to Advanced Training. This is where we seperate the melon slayers, from the melon sympathisers.


So we all know how to walk right? Good, if not feel free to leave through the door over there.

Melons can be fast. Sometimes faster than you! So we are going to learn about a little trick to help you stay ahead of the game, literally.





You can move faster in both walk and sprint mode by holding down W or S in combination with A or D!
We call this "side walking" it boosts your movement speed, and if you are doing it correctly you should see a dust trail behind you at your feet, much the same as when you sprint.

This can give you an edge when eating/healing, by staying ahead of those pesky speedy melons!



See an agitated melon coming your way? Just throw something at them and watch them explode!
Now you never have to risk life and limb approaching them ever again!



Need a quick break, or have to heal? Melons arent exactly the smartest sentient beings in the universe, and can often be tripped up by standing somewhere you have a floor below and above you. This confuses the melon. This is map specific, and not all maps have spots like this where you can confuse melons. Try standing in different elevated spots, and see which ones confuse the melons! This helps you gain the upper hand in your fight against the juicy invaders.


This ones pretty simply, but more advanced than basic. So we will cover it. ARE YOU STILL LISTENING SOLDIER?
Run near melons to get their attention, and round those suckers up. Now you can funnel them into an area you feel comfortable with, and gain the upper hand.