How To Cope With Boredom and Loneliness

How To Cope With Boredom and Loneliness

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Boris the KGBee
由 mrjodicow 制作
Honestly, this is the best part of the game.
   
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Who is Boris?
Boris is an intellectual. He's Russian you see, not a homosexual... well, actually... I'll let him tell you.

Lyrics
I'm a bee. Yeah, I'm mean. I'm an intellectual.
I'm Russian you see, I'm no homosexual.
Goodnight comrade, your drink's been laced.
I'm gonna tie you up, pollinate your face.
I want to torture you, make you scream.
After all, I'm Boris the KGBee

You better beehave brother or I'll break your knees
I'm a mad mother buzzer, I'm KGBee
You want to buzz with me?
You can't buzz with me!
To the K to the G to the mother buzzing Bee.
You say you want to live, but you're gonna die.
You better say goodbye, here comes some cyanide.

Boris, please, you don't have to do this,
It was just business,
Was all about the honey.
I'm not a traitor, I love this country.
You've got to release me you have to see.
I’m country first I'm still KGBee.

You are no longer KGBee,
You are just a simple worker bee,
Prisoner number 33.
Have another broken knee.
Would you like a cup of tea?
That was just a joke you see.
You’ll never see a cup of tea
As long as you’re alive to bleed.
But coffee is available,
If you’d like a cup or two.
Would you like a sugar cube,
When I finish beating you?

You better beehave brother,
‘Cause i aim to please.
I’ve got a knife and a hammer and some anti-freeze
Is it hard to speak,
Through your missing teeth?
Will you try to fly,
Once I take your eye?
If you want to leave, then take my key.
But I’ll break your knees, I’m Boris the KGBee.

Oh, beehave brother...
15 条留言
okay 2020 年 6 月 10 日 上午 7:07 
loved it
Unkn0wn_Gh0st 2020 年 3 月 27 日 上午 1:31 
Well that was.... very fucking strange. No wonder it was taken of the air in less than a week. Who the fuck thought that having a kids movie about a russian bee killing and torturing was good? But as a retarded person i must say I WOULD HAVE WATCHED IT if it did exsist
painkiller🌙 2019 年 10 月 6 日 上午 1:47 
It is brilliant, the best guide what I've ever seen commrade :russtar:
Commit Crime 2018 年 10 月 23 日 下午 9:42 
МЕД ЛОВУШКА = HONEY TRAP
in case anyone was curious:steamhappy:
mrjodicow  [作者] 2018 年 8 月 23 日 下午 7:31 
@Edwin ❤
Edwin 2018 年 8 月 22 日 下午 9:13 
LOL thanks for the lyrics, just looking for it
Celtic7Guardian 2018 年 6 月 17 日 下午 9:30 
I believe the movie was pulled a week after its release because it was far too awesome for everyone to handle and it had to be hidden before their minds exploded from the brilliance.
Boo 2018 年 5 月 3 日 下午 4:12 
Bwahaha!!! So it does!! XD
mrjodicow  [作者] 2018 年 5 月 3 日 下午 3:38 
Sounds like you need a new roomate lmao
Boo 2018 年 5 月 3 日 下午 2:53 
Agreed; easily the best, most hilarious part. I showed my roommate, but he didn't get it. IT'S BRILLIANT.