Unturned

Unturned

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How to win in unturned pvp (satire)
By Kukoy
How to win in unturned pvp
dont take this guide to seriously
   
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Basic Premise
Press H To Win, GG
Picking the rite weapon
When u need to get gud at unturned, you need to have the rite weapon. Dont use something good like the zubek, or useful like the maplestrike. Just use the timberwolf because everyone knows its skill ceiling is higher than the grizzly
Press H To Win, GG EZ
Press the H button to instantly win 99% of gun fights, it is located to the right of G and to the left of J on a standard keyboard. If you for some reason find yourself in first person mode after doing this step, try again, if that doesn't work quit the server because third person mode is what you need, screw those first person noobs who cant aim with third person.
PICK THE AUG
if your assault rifles name is not the Aughewehr then you are doing something wrong, you can find the suicide button after pressing esc.

So what if the zubek nearly doubles the firerate and bends it over in terms of dps, the maplestrike still beats the dps, oh yes and the chimera is literally just a better version.

the aug is for pros 4 surE not lying
Survival Aspect of unturned
Screw that, make sure you are playing on a server with "heavily modded OP kits Uconomy warps creative ranks aimbot third person" in its name
Skinz = Winz
Be sure to buy lots of skins, also buy the new unturned gold ++ premium silver platinum supporter edition. for those of you unfamiliar, it makes the MK 2 carry 1000 bullets per mag, and makes it shoot 100 times per second. dont forget the crafting recipe though. When you buy unturned gold ++ premium silver platinum supporter edition you can craft the MK 2 with a carrot seed and 12 mags with a metal scrap.
Worship Nelson our lord and saviour
Be sure to worship Nelson our lord and saviour god almighty. If you don't then your aim goes down by 49% and you will only be dropped scrubbish sportshots, desert desert falcons, urban colts and black frying pans. (see section skinz = winz)
A last resort
If nellyson my god fixes third person ever, then be sure to go back to an older version because we cant be having any of that.
On a serious note
nelson my god fix third person now
omg i just saw the picture of you in my guide preview image i need to change my pants
7 Comments
Poki 30 Mar, 2019 @ 10:29am 
Good guide screw the noobs that think we're trash because we use 3rd person they just mad cuz they bad
:steamsalty::steammocking:
MADMatt 28 Mar, 2019 @ 12:35pm 
oh look i have a gun let me hide behind a wall in 3rd person till someone walks by
MADMatt 28 Mar, 2019 @ 12:34pm 
ya 3rd person is shit it makes pvp to easy
Jozef Mengele 28 Mar, 2019 @ 10:16am 
Use H if you like or not, depends on how you like it
Jozef Mengele 28 Mar, 2019 @ 10:15am 
I won a 1v4 in first person with a C Card
Enderkatze 25 Mar, 2019 @ 11:12am 
Also Aug is good as first,it has x3(4?) scope Default and Takes Military AND Ranger Mags/Drums
Enderkatze 25 Mar, 2019 @ 11:11am 
Imagine a Nine-year-old reading this Guide because he got Recommended the Game by an older Brother and he wants to git gud and he doesn't see the "Don't take this Seriously" Part,that'd be hilarious