The world here is new, and strange; but fear not, new Ukrainian Ball, there is much hope. Look around, the trees are lovely, are they not? There is so much to do and look for in this world. However you can never forget your true calling. You search for g a s.

Well, my dear friend. The gas comes in the form of these delicious little red canisters. One would have to be blind not to notice them among the trees. Simply roll your oval-shaped body over the can for the glory of Ukraine. For, why else would you gather gas? For yourself? Bah! A real Ukrainian ball would never be so selfish, so why should you? You gather gas for Ukraine! This is the way it was meant to be.

As your collection of red gas canisters rises, you may stumble upon some strange brick castles. What are these? You may ask yourself this question as you roll endlessly among the trees. Well, my Ukrainian comrade, they are nothing! Nothing is more important than your mission of collecting more gas. So please, pay the castles no attention!

Does the world ever end? You ask yourself. Excellent question! The answer is yes! Although the world may end, and the void may scream your name, you must remember that in your heart your quest for gas is the only thing you truly need! No matter how tempting it may be to hurl yourself off that ledge and find out what lies beyond the land you now call home, you must be true. The gas is all that matters! If that isn't enough to dissuade you from jumping off, then try it! Find out what happens when you dishonour your home of Ukraine and stop searching for gas! There are so many gas canisters out there, it's just unreasonable that you would stop searching.

Why did you do it, fellow Ukrainian comrade? Was the gas not enough for you? Well, that's okay! Sometimes we just need breaks from the gas, it really can be quite overwhelming from time to time! And that is why it's okay to embrace the void sometimes, just as long as you remember the most important task of all!
collecting the gas.

No matter how long it takes, we know that you'll come back to your lovely task! And we'll be waiting for you, because we know that sometimes a great Ukrainian ball needs a break.