In the original, 1987 EGA version, you can bypass the trivia quiz completely by just pressing Alt-X.

“Tiptoe Through the Tulips” was recorded by (c) Tiny Tim

“Where’s the…” (c) beef?!

A nehru jacket is (b) out of date

Bourbon Street is in (d) New Orleans, Louisiana

Calvin Klein is (c) a clothing designer

Captain Kangaroo’s sidekick was (d) Mr. Greenjeans

Charlie McArthy and (d) Edgar Bergen

Does a pair of queens beat 3 deuces? (a) Yes, in Blackjack

Herb Alpert and the ____ Brass? (a) Tijuana

How many molecules are there in a glass of water? (d) as many as there are

I find computer games with adult content (b) acceptable

If a physician were on an island with Bo Derek, he would (d) thank God

If Bo Derek were here, I’d ask her to (d) stop playing computer games

It’s not nice to fool (b) mother nature

Joe Dimaggio played (b) Baseball

Lee Harvey killed (c) John F. Kennedy

Mohammed Ali is (c) a professional boxer

Peter Piper picked pickled (c) peppers

Sergent Pepper was (c) the leader of the lonely hearts club band

The largest state is (b) Alaska

The last name of Annette (on the Mickey Mouse Club) was (c) Funicello

The most effective form of birth control is (a) abstinence

The most likely place to find virgins is (c) St. Mary’s Girl’s School

The most populous city in the US is (c) New York

The result of Watergate was (c) Richard Nixon quit

Utah is full of (d) none of the above

When playing Monopoly you (b) must own 4 houses before building a hotel

Which is non-alcoholic (c) Perrier

Which is not a car? (d) Toshiba

Which is not a cheese? (d) Reisling

Which is not a city in Mexico? (c) San Diego

Which is not an American armed force? (d) the national league

Which is not in Hawaii? (c) Fiji

Who has not been US attourney general? (b) Sam Shepard

Who is buried in Grants tomb? (d) Mrs. Grant

Who was not a famous musician? (d) Tom Garvey

Who was not a politician? (c) W.C. Fields

Who was not an astronaut? (a) John Milton

Who was the leader of Nazi Germany? (d) Adolf Hitler

Who wrote “To be or not to be”? (a) Will. Shakespeare