SCP: Secret Laboratory

SCP: Secret Laboratory

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Backstabber Supreme, or how to get everyone to hate you. (or a normal tutorial I guess.)
By Xoxeyos
This is a guide for how to be the best backstabbing troll there ever was, or better!
   
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An intro.
As you may have already read, or not, this a guide to backstabbing. In other words what tools you can use, what works best on which faction, or how to not have this done to yourself.
1. Tools to bamboozle.
So, I guess I'll start with the tools, you don't need all of them, but you do need a person.

This probably will be long.

  • A Person.
  • Some sort of Key Card
  • SCP - 914
  • A person playing as a hostile SCP.
  • Doors
  • A Disarmer
  • A Weapon
2. Tricks to use. -wip
Here's some tricks you can use for the factions within SCP:SL.

I guess i'll start with class D

1. When you see a disarmer on the ground, grab it right then, it will might just save your life when dealing with MTF.

2. You know those pesky scientists in 914 with you? Here are two possible steps you can take.
2.a Turn that b*tch to rough and take away any chance of them exiting without help and have them scream and yell, or just give you a cold look.
2.b Heres something that works well with crowds, take a scientists keycard out of the output of 914, and don't hold it out, there will likely be confusion if theres just a few.

3. You can also, if you didn't already know, lock hostile SCPs in 914, it is probably one of the most helpful things to have you get out alive, if you're lucky.

4. Shoot the Scientists in the backs, a pistol won't do much against a MTF or SCP.

Tricks with Scientists.

0. Don't take this role as a curse, take it as a blessing, and doing so will increase your odds of survival.

1. If 173 is already out, go up to his containment chamber, there may be a suprise waiting for you.

2. Shoot Class D in the back, all the time.

3. Instead of being bullied by Class D, bully them, take their key cards from 914 and keep them as there own. Viva la revolución!

4. Its your choice to stay with MTF, you don't have to if you think you have better odds of surviving.

MTF, it is a role that I like so much while hating it just the same.

0. Just the same with the Scientist, take it with joy, or be miserable.

1. Here's a trick, when CI start spawning in, a perfect grenade toss can just kill most, sometimes all of them without even a bullet.

2. DO NOT DROP YOUR DISARMER.

3. Just shoot the class D.

4. Listen to footsteps, it is very important to do so.

5. It's perfectly fine to lone wolf it, I've recontained 106 a few times without any help.

6. Replace that stupid pistol asap when you have a one.

7. Listen for the music cue of the CI.

8. Use cover to your advantage, don't just walk out there into the bullets.

9. I suggest finding the red keycard and running outside to open the doors to the remote activation for the nukes first thing, just so you don't get it all for nothing.

Chaos Insurgency

You don't see these guys too often.

1. You can win with SCPs alive, but no other faction.

2. Shoot scientists, when they escape, they spawn back in as MTF immediately. You don't want extra work, do you?

3. Run to cover when you see MTF outside.

4. It's also perfectly fine to lone wolf with CI, or any class really. Just remember to pick up one of those laser rifles.

5. I suggest finding the red keycard and running outside to open the doors to the remote activation for the nukes first thing, just so you don't get it all for nothing.

X. Here's a personal note, take it or leave it, I think its fine for CI to team up with SCPs.

SCPs, fun to play as, a long time to master.

SCP 173:

1. Just don't, just do not charge into large groups of any other faction.

2. Use the rooms such as bathrooms and other bending rooms, especially near the exit to HCZ or 914.

3. Don't go into 914, whoever's in there has to come out eventually, right?

4. Teamwork works well, but this guy can also be used for stealth with tiny groups.

SCP 106:

1. I suggest putting your portal under where your containment is, or in the warheads where the gun spawns.

2. You can walk through doors, but this makes you slower.

3. Unlike 049, this guy takes a long time to hit people, instead of charging at them, try getting them around corners, or behind doors, not through them.

4. This guy isn't really a sponge for bullets, but he can withstand some damage.

5. Try and remember the map layout for a quick escape to either the warheads or you chamber, you are the key player in these two areas.

SCP: 049

1. Don't revive guys immediately when people are shooting at you in long hallways, it will let you live longer.

I'll add this guy in later, since I hardly get to play him.

The Zombies:

1. Use These guys to guard 049 with your life, sacrifice yourself to protect him, if he needs it.

2. Don't just charge in with these guys, they are easy to kill alone, but when with allies, they are amazing to play as.


SCP 096 :

After a recent encounter with this fiend, I found a few useful tips for this monstrosity.

1. Elevators are a life saver, they will always be your friend when chased by 096.
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How to not get bamboozled. -wip
Class D

1. I would suggest keeping a spare card on you, if possible.

2. Don't run blindly.

3.
12 Comments
DO NOT ASK WHO JOE IS 19 Aug, 2018 @ 8:37am 
rage comics, mlg, and youtube poop formed the memes that are today's. R E P S E C T
John Fallout 1 Mar, 2018 @ 10:03am 
The usage of the troll face in 2018 by this guide speaks volumes
iptv merchant 28 Feb, 2018 @ 10:24am 
ay pika how am i 35 years old by trolling salty kids?
{SLURP}Legion 28 Feb, 2018 @ 5:29am 
this is a normal tutorial, the only trolling part about it is the beginning where you talk about keycards.
Choso 27 Feb, 2018 @ 1:42pm 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Choso 27 Feb, 2018 @ 1:42pm 
IM PEANUT NECKSNAPER
Frijoles108 27 Feb, 2018 @ 12:01pm 
I think this serves more as a good tutorial rather than a troll tutorial, minus the whole D class card stealing part
tonyralph57 27 Feb, 2018 @ 7:19am 
What is the CI spawn music? Never noticed any change.
mochy 26 Feb, 2018 @ 8:49pm 
throw a grenade in the elevator.
Xoxeyos  [author] 26 Feb, 2018 @ 3:53pm 
Honestly, I don't do this usually, this was mainly a satirical post, with some tips if you really want to do this. Don't take this too seriously.