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How to deal with finnish teammates
By N1en1k
In this guide you will learn how to deal with finnish teammates.
These three steps will help you very much.
   
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Hello, let's get started
To start this, I just want to say that us finns speak weird-sounding english, it's better known as "rally english". More advanced finnish csgo players speak "rally english plus", it sounds still the same, but it contains more words.
#1 Meet & greet
When you meet and greet a random finnish csgo player, let's say in matchmaking or Faceit, don't make fun of his weird accent, it only makes others laugh and the finn guy mad.
#2 Winning or losing at the start
When your team wins rounds and he is performing good he is happy and sound that nothing can bring him down. Well, now you need to undersatan is that everything can change in only one lost round. He can turn toxic af and yelling piece of mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so quickly. It only takes a missed shot, failed clutch or something similar.

So here's what you want to do to calm down the mad finn:
  • Speak about beer and sauna
  • You can discuss about the great hospital in Finland called Kuopion Yliopistollinen Sairaala (♥♥♥)
  • Discuss positive things like summer and how it's coming soon
  • Say that your team will win the next round
  • Whatever you do, don't blame him or say nice try or similar
#3 Last rounds ahead
So at this point you are either winning big or losing huge. If you are winning make sure you keep cheering and say things like "very good my finnish friend".

If you are facing a loss, don't blame the finnish guy and don't blame anyone, just try to change team tactic with a positive manner without telling the finn what to do differently.



So here's my take on how to deal with finnish teammates.
6 Comments
Imba ツ 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:28pm 
uijuma ootko sä kuopiosta? PERKELE KUOPIO TORIN
N1en1k  [author] 11 Jun, 2018 @ 2:26pm 
?
Constantinople Eroberer 11 Jun, 2018 @ 10:21am 
yes in sweden they have immigrants
N1en1k  [author] 11 Jun, 2018 @ 8:00am 
Devos, its almost the same, but here in Finland we have the great hospital called Kuopion Yliopistollinen Sairaala (KYS) :D
Constantinople Eroberer 11 Jun, 2018 @ 7:47am 
its the same
bayagini0820 8 Feb, 2018 @ 5:59am 
Please make a guide with swedish/scandinavians too.