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A guide to all things Catbot.
By Chatticus Finch GPT and 2 collaborators
You might be coming across a load of people called "Just Disable Vac TF", "Zcat", "Catbot" or "Maxbot". You wanna learn more? This is for you.
   
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What is a Catbot?



<-- Accurate picture of you if you're reading this section.










Cat-bots are Aimbots (with a few exceptions to your average aimbot) with a set walkpath that kick players on it's team, some even use Spinbot. They are often seen as Snipers, but sometimes they are modified to play as heavies, pyros, and according to files, in the future they'll play as soldiers and scouts.

They were made by Nullified cat. Someone who likes to cheat often in alot of games. And doesn't understand what github's rules are.

Cat-bots are, infact. Bots. and not real humans. Everything you say will be uploaded to the nullified cat discord. for every autistic child on that server to laugh at.
Why is nullified cat doing this?
It's a very simple answer. he just wants to make people mad. (P.S. It's not working that well.)
Why Cat-bots are bad.
Cat-bots are not only bad for your team, but the enemy team aswell.

Cat-bots do the following:

  • Kill anyone who meets up the conditions a Catbot will attack someone.
  • Votekick players off it's team.
  • Spam the chat.
  • Send everything said in the chat to their discord server.
Some things to know about Catbots that dont fit anywhere else.
  • Catbots don't stand still long enough to be teleported.
  • Catbots are terrible at close range.
Maps Cat-bots have been spotted on.
Here is the list of maps Cat-bots are known to play.
PLR_Bananabay (as heavies)
CTF_2fort
CTF_Turbine
PLR_Hightower
KOTH_Lakeside
KOTH_Harvest (This is their main testing site. Evidenced by the fact they started here and that Soldier and Scout walkpaths are in the catbot files for this map.)
KOTH_Viaduct
CTF_Landfall
KOTH_King
KOTH_Badlands
CTF_Doublecross
KOTH_Nucleus
KOTH_Sawmill
KOTH_Suijin
CP_Mercenarypark
KOTH_Highpass
How can we defeat Cat-bots?
There's multiple ways we can make this picture a reality.















The first method. Naming yourself Catbot. Don't do that. There are two reasons.
1. You can only kill them twice before they attack you again.
2. It makes you look like a supporter.
You can also name yourself "Zcat" or "Just Disable Vac TF". this does the exact same thing.

The next method, we'll call it the "Friend lie".
Hold out a sandvich, crouch, and make sure a Catbot sees you. As long as it sees you crouching once with your sandvich out, it won't shoot you. If you switch weapons, it will shoot you again. So keep it equipped untill you reach your desired location.

For the third method, using the Dead ringer and feigning your death will cause Catbots not to shoot you. it's a pretty stupid design flaw.

The fourth method, asking the other team to votekick them. 99% of the time, Catbots will be votekicked if a single person on the team has a brain.

And for the last method, we'll call it "Catbusting." This is the act of having a bullet vaccinator pocket you while sniping the Catbot. It is the most effective way of killing Cat-bots. as they are often laggy because 9 of them run on a single PC.
Who ya gonna call?
There exists a group dedicated to killing Catbots. Their name?

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/catbusters
Catbusters.

Catbusters are basically the police of TF2, but less powerful. People name themselves Catbuster #number when on duty.

They are a really awesome group, and they have a discord server (which dishes out extra spicy memes).

If you hate Cat-bots, (let's be honest, who doesn't?) feel free to join and help out with Catbusting.
Conclusion.
Cat-bots are trying to make people quit TF2. Thankfully, nobody has been recorded to quit over a Catbot.

VAC is not a very good option, since it's weakend on linux. which is what Cat-bots use.

The only way is to have the community deal with them, untill valve finds a way.

Thank you for taking your time to read this. And join the Catbusting group. please.
Anti-Violence Protest Bots
These bots have popped up after the guide was made, They are AFK Snipers who stand in spawn 24/7. They are apparently Catbots that have been stripped of their walkbot. Sadly, this kind of bot can only be kicked. As they do nothing but take up a player slot.
395 Comments
Springo 11 Jul, 2018 @ 1:48pm 
Well the moment has passed, back to work
Chatticus Finch GPT  [author] 10 Feb, 2018 @ 8:52am 
To quote filthy frank:
"Are you stupid or disabled man? I can't fucking tell."
MaxTheTryhard 10 Feb, 2018 @ 8:51am 
Nah nah, you legits get vac ban from valve haahhahahaah, i heard that vac ban can ban legits too LOOL
Chatticus Finch GPT  [author] 10 Feb, 2018 @ 8:49am 
Stop shitting words out of your ass.
MaxTheTryhard 10 Feb, 2018 @ 8:38am 
Well you know what, hackers are not sitting and doing nothing they are working on new hvh bots, extreme hvh config, kills all, no stupid AI, you really gonna get rekt lol
Chatticus Finch GPT  [author] 10 Feb, 2018 @ 8:36am 
Listen, russian named guy. Read earlier comments.
Springo 10 Feb, 2018 @ 8:19am 
oh you are that guy, i remember checking your profile. are you stalking me? you are actually stupid by thinking that we will "ahahaha get rekt" by those bots.
Springo 10 Feb, 2018 @ 8:17am 
everyone knows the way to counter them and the way how they work. their return will not be that big problem.
MaxTheTryhard 10 Feb, 2018 @ 7:42am 
They will be back lol, nullifiedcat is fixing them right now, idiotic legits prepare ahahahaahh you gonna get rekt
Chatticus Finch GPT  [author] 10 Feb, 2018 @ 6:42am 
yes