You can not truly omae wa mou shindeiru a fellow santa if you are using a weapon, so dont use a weapon.

To get the realest advantage upon thy opponents, you want to stand on the top of the two spires in the corner of the map, and manuver over the cleverly placed spring. This takes great skill, and only a master like myself has the ability to pull it off successfully.

To uninstall this wonderful game, you right clcik on it in the steam library and click "uninstall". This is the most vital aspect of competitive Long Live Santa gameplay. If you don't play the game, how are you supposed to lose the game? Ponder upon that my dearest friends!

Now, everyone knows that the crossbow provides the most tactical and strategic advantages over the other santas, so there is always much battle over who procures it. For this reason, the crossbow is an extremely sought after weapon, as it outranges, and outclasses any other weapon. Though, if you do this, you run the risk of not pulling off a successful omae wa mou shindeiru. Furthermore, the crossbow is a winning condition in the secret gamemode "King of the Crossbow" where you must hold the crossbow for the longest time. You will never know when this gamemode is active, so it is best to always collect the crossbow.

What I am about to tell you is a secret, so you must listen carefully. There is a 1 in 1000 chance that a reindeer will spawn as "Rudolph". This reindeer has a ranged laser attack, similar to the crossbow, and flight. This makes it a formidable weapon if placed in the correct hands. Also, the swords have a chance to behead people, which will give you the "Bloodthirsty" buff, which increases speed and stamina regen for 30 seconds. The crossbow doesn't have a special spawn, but is already powerful enough.

Remember, keep it secret, keep it safe.

If you follow this guide, you have a good chance at making a name for yourself at the Long Live Santa eSports tournament happening on the 24th of July, hosted in New York. Keep up the good work fellow Santas, and may you LIVE LONG!