AirMech Wastelands

AirMech Wastelands

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BOMBER CARRYING YOUR SPINS TO VICTORY
By system.outage
THIS IS A GUIDE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS FOR THE BEST ATMOSPHERE, CAPS IS A SIGN THAT I HONOR THE BOMBER MORE THAN MY LIFE AND IT SHOULD BE USED WITH LOVE AND CARE.
THIS GUIDE IS ABOUT A MECH WHICH THROWS BOMBS ON ENEMIES AND SPIN BETTER THAN ANY ELSE FIDGET SPINNER.
WARNING: THIS GUIDE IS NOT FOR FOOLS.
   
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CHOSING BOMBER
MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT THEY DON'T KNOW IF BOMBER IS THE BEST CHOICE FOR WASTELANDS, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.
BOMBER IS ALWAYS THE BEST CHOICE.
MANY PEOPLE ALSO DON'T KNOW WHEN TO PICK THE BOMBER
YOU PICK THE BOMBER BEFORE YOU START WITH MISSION
HOW TO PLAY BOMBER
BOMBER IS THE MOST CRAZY BOI THAT IS OUT THERE, AS WITH HIS QUALITY LOOK, HERE COMES HIS SPECIALITIES:
-ONLY MECH THAT CAN MELEE (STRIKER IS FOR COWARDS)
-ONLY MECH THAT DROP BOMBS FOR FREE AND DOESN'T NEED TO BUILD THEM FIRST
-ONLY MECH WHICH'S ULTIMATE LOOK LIKE FIDGET SPINNER
-AND MANY MORE
CENTRAINLY YOU PLAY BOMBER WITH WASD KEYS AND MOUSE, TO MAKE THIS LOOK SIMPLIER, IT'S SIMILIAR TO PLAYSTYLE OF OTHER MECHS BUT IT ISN'T THE SAME SO DON'T GET ME WRONG.
MANY UNDERESTIMATE BOMBER BECAUSE HE ATTACK ON MELEE AND HIS AIR DAMAGE ISN'T THE BEST, SHOW THEM YOU ARE THE BEST BOMBER BY FIRSTLY LEVELING IT TO AT LEAST LEVEL 40 AND THEN DEVASTATING THE NORMAL DIFFICULTY ENEMIES WHILE THOSE WHO SAID BOMBER IS BAD ARE WATCHING. (BOMBER ISN'T BAD.)
USE BOMBS WHEN YOU ARE SCARED TO APPROACH CERTAIN TANKS BECAUSE YOU CANNOT GET DAMAGED BY TANKS WHILE YOU ARE FLYING.
IF YOU SEE A HUGE OR SMALLER AMOUNTS OF SNIPER SHOOTING AT YOUR TURRETS, SCREAM "GOOD DAY MY FRIENDS!" SO YOUR MOM WILL HEAR HOW MANLY YOUR VOICE IS, AND ENGAGE THE INFANTRIES AT LAST.
THIS ALSO WORKS WITH BUCKIES AND BASICALLY ANYTHING AS LONG AS YOU SURVIVE.
IF YOU HAVE DEPRESSION THEN YOU SHOULD ASK, "DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?" APPARENTLY, TALKING FROM REAL LIFE TO A GAME SHOWS THAT YOU ARE MORE OR LESS INSANE.
HOW TO LEVEL BOMBER
IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO LEVEL THE CLASSIC BOMBER, THEN I LOST ALL MY FAITH IN YOU ALREADY.
YOU LEVEL ONLY THE VOID AND BETA BOMBER, BLACKOPS IF YOU ARE POOR.
IF YOU ALREADY USED 100K KUDOS FOR GOTHIC BOMBER, THEN YOU SHOULD RETHINK YOUR LIFE.
IF YOU ARE THAT POOR AND CAN'T EVEN GET BLACKOPS BOMBER, CONTACT YOUR NIGHTMARE WHICH CLEARLY DIDN'T MAKE THIS GUIDE, DON'T EVEN THINK HE DID.
HAVE IN MIND THAT VOID BOMBER CANNOT BE LEVELED BY NORMAL MEANS, BUT ONLY BY PLAYING, PICK A MISSION THAT WILL BORE YOU THE MOST AND SPAM-PLAY THAT ONE TO GET YOUR VOID BOMBER PRECIOUSLY HIGH.
ITEM CUSTOMIZATION
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I DON'T CARE WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ITEMIZATION FOR BOMBER, THIS IS MY GUIDE AND MY PLANS, AND MY IMBA SORT OF STUFF
YOU SEE THE LATEST PATCHNOTES MENTIONING THE ENERGY INCREASE OF BOMBER STUFF ABOUT 20% OR SO, THAT'S PRETTY HIGH IF YOU THINK ABOUT THAT YOU COULD SPIN FOR 20% LONGER.
MY IDEA HERE IS THAT YOU SHOULD MAX MELEE ATTACK POWER BECAUSE BOMBER IS THE ONLY MELEE (STRIKER IS FOOL) AND MAKE HIS SPECIAL POTENTIAL THE BEST. YOU CAN ALSO MAX BOMB DAMAGE AND AIR DPS BUT BY THAT POINT YOU LOST THE GAME YOU WERE PLAYING AND ALSO THE BOMBER'S POTENTIAL.
THE GUARDIANS YOU ARE AND WILL ALWAYS USE ARE BLADE GUARDIANS, IF YOU CHOOSE VACUUM SCRAPPER I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR FARMING.
HOWEVER IF YOU USE ENERGY GUARDIAN OR BLASTER GUARDIAN OR REPAIR GUARDIAN GET OUT FROM THIS GUIDE BEFORE YOU FINISH THIS SENTENCE.
RADAR GUARDIANS ARE FOR YOLOMEISTERS.

UNIT CUSTOMIZATION
YOU DON'T NEED UNITS, CLEARLY YOU DO NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE BOMBER AND YOU CAN TAKE OUT THESE WAVES OF UNITS BY YOURSELF.
I'M KIDDING USE SOME TANKS, BASICALLY SAME UNITS LIKE WITH OTHER MECHS, BUT THIS GUIDE IS ONLY AND ONLY ABOUT BOMBER SO THIS IS UNIT CUSTOMIZATION FOR BOMBER. YOU CAN CHANGE THESE UNITS WHILE BEING IN GAME, RIGHT CLICK YOUR UNIT BAR AND LOOK FOR YOUR PRECIOUS UNIT.
IF YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO MAKE BOMBS TO COMBINE YOUR BOMBS WITH BOMBS JESUS WON'T FORGIVE YOU.
IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO USE UBER FOR BOMBER, THEN I WON'T JUDGE YOU BECAUSE THAT'S AGREEDABLE, BUT ONLY THAT, NOT FOCUSION ON IT.
IN THE END
IT DOES MATTER.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING YOUR WAY DOWN THERE. I HOPE THIS FREESTYLE OF LETTERS WAS SOMEWHAT USEFUL TO YOU.
WRITE DOWN INTO COMMENTS IF SOME WORDS IMPRESSED YOU AND IF THIS WAS ANY HELPFUL.
I HOPE YOU MADE UP YOUR MIND AND WILL PLAY BOMBER NEXT GAME.
C YA FREND.
11 Comments
Sam Lore 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:04pm 
theres any way to level up faster as bomber? any recommended level? i'm playing now and i'm getting too low xp on level 22
Bullet 22 Dec, 2019 @ 8:03pm 
SAUCER AND BOMBER BEST TEAM

also angel support
Renvira 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:49am 
+40% MISSILE DAMAGE DESTROYS ALL
system.outage  [author] 8 Nov, 2019 @ 10:28am 
SHUT UP YOU, HELIX IS FOOKING OVERRATED
Renvira 8 Nov, 2019 @ 8:05am 
THE ULTIMATE HELIX SHALL OBLITERATE YOUR PATHETIC BOMBER WITH MISSILES THAT CAN HIT AIR AND GROUND
system.outage  [author] 7 Feb, 2019 @ 7:10am 
GOOD THING COMRADE
Frisky 7 Feb, 2019 @ 5:29am 
i have the iron hand bomber and demand it gets the praise it deserves :v
system.outage  [author] 26 Sep, 2018 @ 12:23am 
NO
Burvjradzite 9 Sep, 2018 @ 7:55am 
Dont get me wrong, but I think, warthog, like, 6*10^23 times better than bomber:fredisappointed:
system.outage  [author] 9 Jan, 2018 @ 11:13am 
IRON HAND ISN'T AVAIBLE FOR SUCH POTATOES LIKE YOU, AND MANY NEW PLAYERS DON'T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTS, HENCE THAT MAKES IRON HAND BOMBER UNMENTIONED.