Yes, you heard right. But what is it then? It's a tool.

I hope you bought this game not because you want to play something. And I hope you can readd that friend who gave you this game as a present to your friendlist. It's a pain, but we have a goal: To get all achievements and find out the use of this "game".

If you were already in-game, you will know what I'm talking about. If you didn't try it out yet, let me explain:

• Weird controls, jumping has a delay
  
• Bad English UI. Always read the text with a russian accent. You will thank me.
  
• No checkpoints
  
• One type of enemy
  
• Going to the next level instafreezes the game
  
• Collect fragments of perverted images whose copyright totally wasn't violated at all.

Now you got the rough picture of Tower of Lust.

...and it's only useful if you are on Steam Level 10 or above. At Level 10 you will unlock a "Showcase" for your profile. You have a lot of different showcases, but the one you want to select is the "Achievement Showcase". Here you can select up to 7 achievements and show them off in your profile. And that's pretty much everything Tower of Lust does offer: Achievements with nice pictures you can show off in your profile.

Still reading? I can understand the possible rage coming from you right now. But yes, there are people who create "games" only for the achievements, cards and the like. And of course there are people who buy these games, and exactly because of that. They dont expect a playable game, but quick and nice achievements, wallpapers and other stuff like that.

Let's talk about the achievements.

The first 80% of the achievements will unlock once you started ToL and closed it for the first time. These achievements represent one letter of the latin alphabet and some other signs such as !, ? or ~ aswell. If you never did, go play around with those letters in your profile.

If you want the achievements with these hotties on them you need to do a bit more than downloading 300MB and clicking 2 times. There are a few rules you need to follow though, just for your own (and your desks) safety.

1. Take it easy. Remember, it's not a game.
   
2. If something doesn't work asap, have patience.
   
3. Laugh if you feel like crying. Trust me.

Now you're mentally prepared. Let's start GETTIN' THEM PORN BACK!

You move around using A and D. Jumping is spacebar and attacking the Left Mouse Button. That's it!
You will start noticing though that jumping feels delayed. It is, because you can hold down the Jump Button a second to jump really high.





You will never get all those fragments without using a few tricks. Just start at Level 1.


Note 1: The beginning is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the hardest part of all.
Note 2: The game saves everything throughout the levels. Die as much as you want. You won't lose anything.

Rule 1: Don't buy stuff at the shop. Play only Level 1.
Rule 2: Don't walk through doors. Game will insta-freeze.



So, basically what you want to do is to get Gold. Lot'sa golden! We need 2700. Crush the brown clay vases. They can grant a few nuggets, can heal and give back mana (the blue stuff below your health bar).

If you don't insta-die too early from those totally overpowered enemies, you can find shopkeepers randomly placed in the levels. Those sell always the same weapons. DO NOT BUY ANYTHING. Some weapons throw powerful fireballs, but literally cost all your mana (you won't be able to jump anymore unless you wait 20 seconds), while other weapons DON'T EVEN WORK AT ALL. Just save your gold. Die as much as you want. Always play Level 1.

Since you don't lose anything when you die, you can easily grind until you have 2700 Gold. Now find a shopkeeper. Buy the lance with 230 DMG which costs 2700. Any other weapon is useless. This lance oneshots enemies and has a bigger range while also being spammable (no delays between following attacks).





Gz, you made it through the worst part. You might have already noticed that your character has split up into 3 or 4 clones. This happens everytime you restart the level. My theory is that everytime a new session opens, the other one doesn't completely closes, leading to controlling multiple characters at once, having many more items and shopkeepers across the map, and also having MORE DROPS!

You heard right, we will totally exploit this broken ♥♥♥♥♥ game. For the sake of the forgotten waifus!!

In the beginning of the game, you will find the fragments (You found fragment! Bly♥t! (Don't forget the russian accent ;) ) mostly after killing 10-15 enemies. Thing is, this will change when you gain higher character levels. For every 100 enemies you kill, you level up. Your Max HP and Max Mana rises, making the game decreasing in difficulty. But after reaching Level 5 or 6 the drop rates, or better, drop intervals, will get funny. Drops happen after every 50-60 kills by then. You can imagine collecting all those fragments with such a "droprate" is a royal pain in our butt! That's why we will exploit the "multiple sessions"-bug.

1. Start Level 1. Remember, only Level 1. Other ones don't load correctly.
   
2. Kill all the enemies. If you want to hurry, just kill the 25 enemies in the "big hall".
   
3. Press Esc. Open up the Gallery. In the Gallery, click back. Smarty game will bring you into the main menu, not back into the level.
   
4. You split. Rinse and repeat step 1 to 3.

Soon enough, the game will start lagging. Remember, if one of your clones dies, the level restarts. Your goal is to make a lot of clones and kill enemies until you get one fragment. If you see that you got one fragment start killing more enemies. Every additional enemy will drop 1 + 1*(number of your clones) fragments! Like this, you can easily get +20 fragments in one go.

Note: You will have to restart the game often. Sometimes the drops aren't that big or don't occur at all, sometimes your game starts to lag too badly because of the number of open sessions (clones), and sometimes to game will just hang itself by nature. This is totally normal and a part of the process.

HAVE FUN GETTING ALL YOUR WAIFU POSTERS BACK!

Thanks for taking your precious time reading this nonsense!

A guide by ΗΑΖΞ.

Do you have any questions? Let me know in the comment section below! If your question isn't as stupid as Tower of Lust is, I will answer it here in the FAQ section.



Q: My achievement does not unlock, even though I have collected all the fragments!
A: Theoretically, this is not a question, since the sentence is missing an interrogation mark. But to answer it anyway: You only get the achievement if you already started collecting fragments for the next picture already. So you'll always need (number of fragments needed) + 1 fragments to get the unlock.


Q: The achievement called "The Fairy" does not unlock even though I completed the picture. WTH?
A: Lucky you put the interrogation mark behind the cuss, boy. Anyways, this achievement is broken. Either you were lucky and got it, or you are a loser like me who did not get it. There are some half-legal ways to let unlock this kind of achievements, though. *cough SA Unlocker cough*


Q: Did the developer violate the copyright of the pictures?
A: lol Of course not.

Warning! Totally NSFW!
And if the dev doesn't credit, hell, then I will.

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Image "Ulla":
https://i.nozomi.la/4/b7/70569570a38ac5f28dda20c47ab5ef7bf9aa6cc4d74788c2bb5971b2f5e13b74.png
Waifu's name: Toriumi Yuuko
Artist: koku
Series: Hapymaher
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Image "Kate":
No Link yet
Waifu's name: Still looking into it
Artist: koku
Series: Hapymaher
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Image "Rae":
No Link yet
Waifu's name: Unknown
Artist: zen9 (probably)
Series: Unknown



Once I find more forgotten waifus, I will share them.