These guys are just scouts who fly around with the soda popper, bonk, and the atomizer. Their main goal is to sneak around and taunt kill the oblivious sniper. You don't want this, because they might just headshot someone and save your life (not guarenteed festive digestive inc. is not responsible for your death upon the idiot snipers lack of skill, copyright 2017.) and you'll regret when that pyro finishes you off and the sniper wasn't there to help you. They fear any form of interaction with the rest of the enemy team or the objective. So how do you kill the Scout bird you may ask? Go pyro as quick as possible and make sure to roast and airblast him so he never makes it to the 2fort battlements. Dominate him and tell him to get good and play the game. He's sure to rage quit after that and make a detailed salty post on the steam forums why pyro is cancer.

These creatures are strange, beautiful, yet deadly. There are 2 variants: The chill, defensive demoman who carefully plans out attacks on single lone targets. He''s a ducking moron. Luckily for his advanced cousin the true demopan emerges. He will run charge into the entire enemy team and use a completely viable strategy called "random crits". He will wipe out your entire team without mercy.
Luckily there's a great counter to this. Go engineer and equip the gunslinger. You're done. Just slap down a mini anywhere on the map and it will kill him and his team. He will rage quit as soon as he takes damage from a mini because it will make his blood impure.

These are a twin pair of medics, they have been together since birth, one will uber the other while he gains uber with his ubersaw. Then they will alternate, so they will always be ubered. Don't worry, the counter is simple. Go pyro and airblast one away. That's right, separate two twins who the other is the only family they ever known. Their mother died at birth and the father ran off with someone else. They're f*cking orphans. Separate them and brutally murder one while the other watches. Go on, do it you psychopath. Ruin the only thing they had left in life. Cut off the other''s limbs and watch him cry out. Watch him cry out for death over his dead brother. Are you happy?

These are heavy's who were tired of being forced into communist slavery and wanted to live their dream of being americans. Not that I can relate with that, so how do you kill them? Well the answer should be simple just do 300 damage as soldier or demo. That would be the answer, but they often travel and hunt in large packs, occasionally with medics. Scouts too weak, soldier would get out damaged, pyro maybe can kill them but they are very skilled hunter and would kill then in a second. They spy check very often. So how to kill the entire pack and sell their very expensive coats? The only true counter to fat scouts is more fat scouts. Make your whole team go heavy and get a shotgun. The result should be a never ending war of fat scouts. Who ever wins the war will rule the server until the end of time.

If you're too bad at the game to kill one person with a pan, go play overwatch and play as Mei because there''s no hope for you here.