So there is this lady. She comes at you HARD on level 17, and if you twist the red booger lookin' mudda ♥♥♥♥♥ to the left you get an amazing reaction from her. Also, if you respect wamen the way i do on this level, the big breasted goddess of a lady will bless your soul by awarding you with a beautiful sight, which is her biggie biggie biggie, can't you see? You can get hypnotized by her also if you become a flirtatious biggie small biggie, if you know what i'm sayin'. Also, there is a rumourz that i haven't got to checkin out yet but if you launch this game while playing another game the big breasted ladi goddess will appear in ur other gamez and give you free coins so you don't have to pay 3 payments of 6.99 plus shipping and handling. I tried it myself it happened once bbut then she told me i would have to go back to level 17 so that i can squeeze her red gem to the left again so that i can get more free coins. i also asked her about what happened to my favorite game of all time Club Penguin, but she told me to "hush darling," so i respect her, and all of her decisions. Sometimes i feelz lonely, so i go and talk to her. i ask her what the meaning of my life is but she always tells me to hush, so respect her. Day after day, i play this game and it makes me feel better about myself, but sometimes when i got back to level 17, there she is again telling me to flip that little scrumptious gem to the left, the red one. I ask her sometimes why it had to be the red one, but then i think to myself she know what my true destiny is so i let her make my decisions for me. Even when EA became a mudder ♥♥♥♥♥ that one time, this lady has always been their for me. anywayz guis, if you want to get this lady in your life with all of ur heart all you have to do is keep pushing the red gem to the left and eventually it will make an obstruction that will let her ask the single question in your life that you have always been wanting to ask. what is actually fueleing your life in the multiverse of red gems tilting to the left?

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