Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How 2 Speak like a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cs:Go Player.
By FreeZ|*Bodo*
This guide is written by a natural Russian (♥♥♥♥♥♥) so sorry for my bad English
How to become a Russian? Its very hard to reply and to find the answer but i tried so hard... Lets start :-)

STEP1/ First of all: u need to start learning Russian and forget ur own language but if u dont have this opportunity u wont become a Russian(joke). U just can change ur nickname into Russian using Russian letters. Every enternet translator will help u. Examples of Russian nicknames: " Банан в моей заднице " - " Banana in my booty ", " Ненавижу Путина " - "Hate Putin" etc.

STEP 2/ At the begining of each game(not round) u need to say such words : " Ruskie est' ? " means " Any Russians? " and if noone replies u need to say " urghhh " and some rude words in Russian. While ur teammates are alive and u are dead u need to say " davai davai "by saying such thing u will help them concentraiting on game.

STEP 3/ U must change ur profile image into the photo of USSR/Putin/Russsan flag and etc.

Congratulations!!! U are a Russian now! Everyone will kick, hate u. Talking about ur mom) GG my friend



This is my first guide. Leave a like and add to favourites!!!! Thank U!!!!! From Russia with love
   
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