Hello!
This guide was mainly written for newbies but also for some more experienced players.
Here, I'll list some things that annoy me. And I don't mean subjective things like the "best weapon", which is different for everybody, but the way of playing, which might disrupt or even have other players killed.
Let's get started!

That is maybe one of the things that annoy me the most.
And by spamming I mean using the box the whole time while other players are trying to get points for it.
The game's about fairness, not "who gets the box the most and who's the first one to get it". You can solve this problem in a different way but my favourite option is to set the rule that you aren't allowed to use the box twice in a row. That's just personal preference, handle it as you like.

That's the last time, I swear!

The Tranzit round starts, you build the turbine and leave with the bus.
But one person's missing!
Yeah, him again, the lone wolf.
This is the type of player who just says "♥♥♥♥ you guys, I dont need you."
And just goes out alone. (This is the one who gets killed first and then ragequittes.)
I don't care what you do it in later rounds (at least on Tranzit). There, you can be alone as long as you want, but in the beginning of the first round, the team is still weak, just like the lone wolf. They need each other to defend themselves, just like the lone wolf.
In later rounds you'll get better weapons and you won't need other players as much as before.
(Btw, the reason lone wolves exist, is that they are arrogant and think they can beat the crap outta everything by themselves.... yeah, hate that too.)
But Mob of the Dead is another story.
You won't survive on this map alone for long.
It Is a co-op map! Stick together!
Don't believe you can do everything by yourself. Well maybe you can, but not the rest of the team, huh?



That's totally how a Lone Wolf looks like.....yeah....

(Confusing title.... check!)
You know that feeling when you see a downed teammate and you want to revive him?
Yeah... now pretend that there's a bunch of zombies right behind you chasing your ass. You still want to revive him? I don't think so.
But every time I see someone wanting to get revived, I'm fighting, like, 30 zombies. And when I am downed, some one often appears with, like, 30 zombies behind them.
First things first: NEVER shout out for help. Nobody likes it, they all know you are downed.
A good player always knows when he can revive somebody and when he can't, and a good player will understand too, when they'll die.
But never forget: You are the most important person! And after that it's the teammate. When you see an almost disappeared max ammo and an almost dead, downed player... revive!
When you see, you finally got monkeys and a player is just going to die... revive!




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(That mainly happens in Public mode.)
I often see a player who leaves, because he died. (Even saw some leaving 'cause they got downed.) Before he leaves, though, he starts cursing like hell, calling everyone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and whining about why he didn't get revived.
My point is: Don't do this. No matter how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are at the moment, with a bit of skill and a bit of luck, you'll get back into the game. Also, it's just a game and neither you, nor your teammates will take any advantage from your ragequitting.





♥♥♥♥! Got downed!

Yup, it's over. This is not meant to be any sort of hate or something, I just wanted to point this out.
Many thanks to MalcoraX and Xx_ShadowHunter_xX for helping me with grammar and stuff.
I love you for helping me, dudes! ;)
(Btw, here are your cookies: (::) (::) :3 )
See ya!

(Edit by MalcoraX: No problem, mate. Also, thanks for the cookie. *crunch*)