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The Wiseau's Personal Tip

By Tommy Wiseau

This game tearing you apart Lee-zah!? Read my tip. Maybe I know more than you think I do Mark!

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Tommy Wiseau
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Category: Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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18 Jan, 2013 @ 6:02am

18 Jan, 2013 @ 6:04am

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Yew Having Combat Trouble, Mark?

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Yew Having Combat Trouble, Mark?

Trying to fight, and having trouble? Get the game at a decent sale price, and now you're fed up with this werrrlllld? Stahp it Lee-zah, I love yew, let me help.

Most do nawt realize that this game is all based around timing, just like playing catch with a football while jogging. Yew have to know when to swing, make perfect timing with your enemy. Try to let them pull a "Dinny", by being a screw up and missing their swings. Yew will only have small windows of time to actually hurt your enemy, so don't go crazy, and start swinging like a wild man Mark! I highly suggest starting with a long weapon to practice in games, like a Longsword or Spear. This will allow yew to get used to keeping your distance, while also practicing your timing.

I'm so happy I have him as my best friend. And I love Lee-zah so much.

Even though this will help yew, it's nawt going to make yew a pro. No it's nawt true! DON'T EVEN ASK! Use blocking just as much, if nawt more than, attacking. Yew blocking at the right time, will be your ticket to killing your enemy. My kills are great, when I can get it. Also remember to try to backpedal, and move around. Blocking takes some time to recover from, if yew can just avoid a hit, yew will be able to respond fast! Faster than me catching the drug dealer beating up Dinny on the roof!!!

If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live.

Remember, the characters do nawt instantly respond to your inputs. The animations are realistic, so if yew pressed your mouse button two times to swing once, you're probably going to swing twice. If yew mess up and get hit, remember nawt to panic! Be like my $2,000 check, and bounce back! If yew get caught up in a combo, you're done. But if yew can create some distance from being hit, yew can come back like my Lee-zah! Keep practicing, yew'll get it!!!

I'm tired, I'm wasted. I love you darling.

-Wiseau

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